Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

The Med Guru ^ | December 6, 2009 | Neharika Sabharwal

[Slings and Arrows]

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

[verity]

Perfect. ROTFLMAO

[blackbart.223]

"Not as low as Bab's boobs, though, I guess."

It would not seem so. She should do the public a service and cover those things up.

[latina4dubya]

hahahaha ping

[blackbart.223]

Is this a contest to see who can be the most disgusting?

[MrsLilac]

If there are “boobs” on a man, I don’t wanna see them.

[Desdemona]

So, for the benefit of men, I should ditch the minimizers?

[MrsLilac]

Oh yeah, and only mine.

(cough, gag, eye roll)

[CougarGA7]

Oh.....ok....(puts shirt back on).

[MrsLilac]

Ha! LOL!

[Lee'sGhost]

Marathon, dude.

[ReneeLynn]

No, I am not kidding. If you wanna go around staring at crotches have at it, but that takes one whole heck of a lot of staring to try to discern what’s there. Meh. Not worth the time or indignity.
The other? Two cheeks and a crack. Big whoop.

[Slings and Arrows]

Forced perspective, dude.

[ReneeLynn]

I meant ‘nasty’ in that you don’t want to be oogling their man. Sorry, but them women is nasty and I’ve found very few biker guys worth losing teeth for.

[grey_whiskers]

Don't go there...

...but Happy New Year!

[grey_whiskers]

[grey_whiskers]

I dont think nearly enough research has been done on this highly important subject.

I think we ought to research the combination of this with other healthy habits, like drinking beer:

Cheers!

...oh, and Happy New Year.

[paulycy]

More research needed. Definitely more research.

[who knows what evil?]

It’s the perfect woman!

The perfect woman has boobs on her back, so guys have something to hold while slow dancing...

[who knows what evil?]

My eyes must be going...see post #98.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Does this mean that I should walk around the house topless to help my smoker husband’s circulation? Maybe his feet won’t get so cold.

Yes, it will help your (er, his) circulation.

(Robt notes also that while improving his circulation substantially, his feet will stay cold. All the blood still goes some other place. And gets there faster.)