Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 3/14/03 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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A very special thank you to Registered for providing us with this fine logo....we will bear it with pride.

[lockjaw02]

Thanks, Doc. I didn't know that. Nice Clintoon quotes there on that site too. ;)

[Just another Joe]

10 useless facts.

1. In Kentucky, 50 percent of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
2. Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during W.W.I
3. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
4. In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
5. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
6. You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.
7. An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
8. Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
9. Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
10. The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.

[maxwell]

Brie eating surrender monkey

Bwahaha... I remember when I had time to read ol whatshisname... Godlberg...

DAMN I be drunk. Well no not drunk enough. Tryin to stock up for tomorrow, enother day of writing typing and more short hair tearing. [snorlte]

I have been aworkin on mah dissertation, chickie-- this is the big one. Bossman is talkin' about kicking my happy ass out of here middle of June... Scramblin for a job now, looking ot get out to the southwest, preferably Texas where I can keep an eye on Sweet Thang but NM is a close favorite with all them gov't lab s and whatnot...

Everbody I know is goin off and gettin hitched. Must be that time o year. Throw me nother teqila shot barkeep.

The Secret of a Happy Marriage

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, "What a peaceful and loving couple." A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead.

I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule, when she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once.'

And we lived happily ever after."

[maxwell]

Hey hey, some new kids on the block. y'all got the obligtory subatomic wedgie yet? NO??? Walllll I figer I'll hafta fill in here...

Here's one for the gals--

West Virginia Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother"
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still...
You can't marry Will, my gal.,
And please don't tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother"
But Mama knew and said, "My child,
Just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe.
You ain't no kin to Pappy.

[Just another Joe]

Here ya go Max.
Here's a joke for ya.

Akmed came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor.
The Arab doctor said, "Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."

Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was it?"

The doctor said, "You were only homesick."

[SandyEgo]

Orange juice and vodka is my drink of choice, thank you. I was devastated this week that I didn't receive one that could compare with my "Are My Testicles Black?" one of last week....that was my favorite. ....and it got me on your bump list! Each one I read...could this be the one I save for the lounge? Slow week...but it should pick up.

[Just another Joe]

Well then, have a screwdriver.
And you could have got on the smokers bump list without the joke. All you had to do was ask.

[NeoCaveman]

Hey there Joe
I'll have a beer
As long as it is not French!

[Gabz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah - I know I'm late 0- but I have a really good excue today.

Hubby and I spent the entire afternoon stopping at every establishment that onl;y has a taver/taproom license in the southern part of Delaware today.

Not drinking - didn't have time to do that ........

We were picking up postcards that will be mailed this weekend to the Governor and every member of the legislature about making changing to the stupid smoking ban in Delaware.

In other words we were working!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Just another Joe]

How about a 40 oz Little Kings?

[Just another Joe]

Since you were working for the cause, have a pitcher on the house.

[NeoCaveman]

Thanks Joe.

[Just another Joe]

Por Nada.
You still overlooking the ball field?

[NeoCaveman]

Yes I am.
They want to keep me there, actually
But I'm not sure I want to take it.
The job is low level but would pay (most) the bills.

[lockjaw02]

Good one, Maxwell. And here's a nursery rhyme for PETA.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

[Gabz]

Thanks darlin!!!!!

Members of the Legislature and the Governor are going to get hit with something like 10,000 of these things on Tuesday. and that doesn't include what they've already gotten.

[Just another Joe]

Members of the Legislature and the Governor are going to get hit with something like 10,000 of these things on Tuesday.

HOOoooo.... Puttin' them postal workers to work, aren't you?

[Gabz]

What's gotta be donez gota be donez!!!!!

[Texan5]

Hi, Joe! I need a Miller Lite badly-the automatic choke on my truck (1984 4x4 Blazer) stuck suddenly on my way from work on a job site in the hills today, the engine died, locking up the steering on me going downhill on a narrow road, nearly throwing my vehicle into a steep ravine. I sprained my right wrist manhandling the steering wheel to get to a safe stopping place in a ranch driveway. Fortunately, my partner was not too far behind me, and we disconnected the choke so I could get the f***king truck home. Then hubby was already home, and I had to cook dinner. And I have to go do an estimate on a remodel 30 miles away at 9:00 tomorrow. Could you make that two Miller Lites? and an ashtray? Thank you kindly....

[Texan5]

That rocks, Gabz! You go, girl...