Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 031

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 031

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 33,205

[grannie9]

Ohhhhhhhhhh those look good.. Thanks Lod.. I'll dream of sausages instead of sugar plums tonight..

[grannie9]

GET IN YOUR BOX.......... NOW!!!

If you can't behave, we'll have to get you a doggy kennel..

[Darksheare]

He's getting into the ice cream?! Stop him! STop him! Somebody stop him!

Oh, darn. Too late.
*Never get between a man and his ice cream. It becomes funny enough when he's chewing on your hand with the spoon on the other side..*

[Darksheare]

Think I'm already there.
I was walking down the street here and a vehicle screeched up behind me, a door opened. There was a muted 'phutt!' and I felt a slight sting in my shoulder. Then everything got all trippy and strange.

Next thing I know, there's this strange collar on my neck, and I'm in a totally white room with a two-way mirror on the wall.
Oh, and this terminal.

[grannie9]

Good night Darks.. Go outside.. do your business and get in the box.. I'm trusting you tonight.. No papers.. Be good..

If I find wet spots in the morning.. you've had it.. understand?

[Darksheare]

Gonna power down for the evening, I'm being chased by some strange cloaked figure towards a featureless room.
Laters.

[grannie9]

Yeah.. and he's got fresh "home grown" strawberries too. I don't mess.. I've learned my lesson...

Ni night all.. Well, not all.. Just a couple of you flakes.. ;)

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Friday February 21st 2003

Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge
Units are feet
Friday 2003-02-21
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[grannie9]

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[lodwick]

A fantastic finish to a whacky week yall.

Stick a fork in it, it's done.

[grannie9]

Last night at dusk.

See you all later.. have to have my hairs done.. All of them..;)

[lodwick]

RoboCut

If you do haircuts that require shaving the neck, you know the challenge: the ends of the hair should form a line that is straight, not too high, not too low, not crooked, and curves just right toward the ears. The HairLine does just that for you: just put it on like a reversed sun-glasses, affix the strap(optional) and use the razor touching the HairLine as a template. No need for mirror, so you can use it even in the shower.

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[Sundog]

Morning Gran, That looks like a good soaking spot in your pic.

Just Northeast of Moab

[lodwick]

What surreal topography - what the heck is it? Thanks.

[habs4ever]

Playing Peeping Tom again, right Garn? I know you just took that shot of the pool to make sure the neighbours didn't catch you with the binoculars again...oh, the cheap, sordid thrills you oldsters get into in a warmer clime ;-)

[habs4ever]

Are you sure that is near Moab? I thought it's frosting on a cake ;-)

[grannie9]

Wow.. you'd need a good soaking spot from the looks of that pic of yours.. Beautiful, but dry looking.. ;)

Is that rock or sand, or both?

[grannie9]

Hey.. I put the binocs down..before I took the pic.. ;) They have binocs too, donchano.. You think I don't sweat it when I get into the spa?

[lodwick]

People who live in glass houses...should now own binoculars.

Looks just about perfect in your and Dean's 'hood. ;-)