Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 031

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 031

Dregs and Flakes

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[lodwick]

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Sunday February 16th 2003

Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge
Units are feet
Sunday 2003-02-16 Full Moon
Sunrise 7:03 AM EST, Sunset 6:20 PM EST
Moonset 7:02 AM EST, Moonrise 6:13 PM EST
High Tide: 1:44 AM EST 0.96
Low Tide: 10:23 AM EST -0.34
High Tide: 4:33 PM EST 0.51
Low Tide: 9:20 PM EST 0.36

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[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner

Whuppin' Satan's ass with my

Holy Magic Flesh Wand
Granny's Weird Links

[grannie9]

Pic of the Day

Tulum, Quintana Roo, Mex.

[grannie9]

Tulum

[lodwick]

There's enough stuff here to be the link of the month - thanks.

another web-goof without spell check

[lodwick]

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[acnielsen guy]

This is a fresco on a wall in the Municipal Park in Betanzos, an old town near Sada. I don´t think they had aeroplanes in 1810; or is it a helicopter?

[Kathleen]

Local forecasters were predicting 24" of snow last night. Today it seems that totals may be adjusted upward. We have about 10" on the ground now. Is it spring yet???

[lodwick]

Dang - it appears to be a cross between a awac plane and a baby buggy. Very fresh.

[lodwick]

a = an

please

[grannie9]

OMG... that's really weird.. Could it be a copy of something Galileo drew up?

I would love to know more behind the story of that fresco..

[grannie9]

Kathy... I've been keeping up with the news of the storm..

Wow.. sounds like great fun..and I'm going to miss it.. Boo Hoo...

Looks like it's going as far as upper Me. now..

[Kathleen]

Your #541 is sooooo appropriate. ;-)

[lodwick]

Eighteen Reasons Why Golf Is Better
Than Sex

18- You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house.

17- If you are having trouble with golf, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.

16- The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf..

15- If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.

14- Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with.

13- It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.

12- When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together.

11- If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else.

10- Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you golf by yourself.

9- When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8- You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff.

7- You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment.

6- There's no such thing as a golf transmitted disease.

5- If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.

4- Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life.

3- Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game.

2- You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf.

1- Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"

[lodwick]

[lodwick]

[acnielsen guy]

Is this what you meant by your ideal grannie?

[grannie9]

Now that's a male animal.. sighhhhhhh... What a sweeeeeet brute... and those horns....;)