Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 031

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THREAD 031

Dregs and Flakes

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[grannie9]

Happy Valentines Day sweety..

[grannie9]

Bad Day for Golf

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager,
golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs
out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.

Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He
returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the
weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he
puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into
bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
golfing in that shit?"
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[lodwick]

LMAO - outstanding Gran. Just outstanding.

[grannie9]

Glad you liked it.. heh heh heh

[habs4ever]

bad grannie, bad lil chicken....

[grannie9]

I'm really worse than your worst nightmare.. Poor baby.. if you only knew.. ;)

[grannie9]

http://64.224.14.56/EUNI/july_02/pilots_01.html

I like this one I tiefed.. ;)

[Kathleen]

The weather gurus are forecasting 10+ inches of snow beginning this evening as ice, turning into snow and then continuing into Monday.

Boo freaking hoo. ;-(

[grannie9]

Are you kidding me????? OMG.. you poor soul..

[Kathleen]

Unfortunately, no. Just when I had such a nice preliminary case of spring fever going, we're going to get hit with a blizzard.

I have a feeling the snow predictions will increase by tomorrow evening. :-(

[lodwick]

Dang - you are not a tree. Move outta that place for goodness sake.

[Kathleen]

Nor am I an Eskimo. ;-) Hopefully someday, but for now I'm dug in.

[grannie9]

[Kathleen]

Awwww Gran...I feel better already. Thank you. :-)

[grannie9]

Unfortunately tomorrow is another day.. Want to switch places with me for a few days? I loved to see a good snow storm..

It's supposed to be 80 here tomorrow.. 8(

[Kathleen]

That sounds like a plan, or you can post wonderful pics of paradise and I'll settle for vicarious thrills. ;-)

[lodwick]

Ya gotta love KY's ad on Moonstruck this evening pimping their new Gell.

Good timing KY.

[grannie9]

How about the beach?

[grannie9]

[westmex]

I think I'm ashamed of my country...Why the he!! don't we pull our troops out of Korea, Europe and all the other places we have stuck our nose into??? The Koreans don't want us there, neither do the Europeans....Why do we stay in the UN? They just suck money out of us.....Take care of our own and to he!! with the rest of them.....I got out of the military during the Korean fiasco cause I didn't think we had any business there....We sure never got any thanks for saving their a$$es...Same with the Frogs and Krauts....If the UN wants to keep on playing games lets charged them a damn good fee for the use of the UN building, though I'd rather see it blown up...
Do the people in this country ever think of anything besides money, sueing, and fornicating??? Just glad I don't have all that much more time on this sorry earth...
Rant off and Goodnight......

.......Westy.....

PS Hope you had a great Valentines Day......