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A New You for the New Year
Philadelphia Inquirer ^ | 1/1/03 | Peter Mucha

Posted on 01/01/2003 11:15:47 AM PST by Fintan


You say you want a resolution?

Here are 15 of them, and dozens of ways to carry them out, from the exorbitant to the dirt cheap.

Look younger

Get a face-lift: $11,000-$15,000.

Get a set of Botox injections: $300.

Have a pro dye your hair: $25-$75.

Wear a SpongeBob SquarePants T-shirt: $20.

Feel younger

Invest in a 456-horsepower arctic-silver Porsche GT2: $197,000.

Buy a new VW Beetle convertible: $22,000.

Get a full massage and body wrap after a Jacuzzi soak: $165.

Use Viagra: $100 for 10 50-milligram pills.

Invite your friends over for a game of Twister: $14.

Look sharper

Hire an image consultant: $50-$250 an hour.

Get a new outfit and shoes: Nordstrom, $1,000; Wal-Mart, $100.

Get that tattoo removed: $400-$8,000.

Quit slouching; wear matching socks and a smile: free.

Improve your mind

Enroll in a graduate class for credit: up to $3,500.

Take a class at an adult school: $25-$150.

Start a book group: $10-$30 per person per month.

Listen to a book: $12 tape rental.

Stop watching Fear Factor and Jackass: free.

Get some culture

See a Broadway show: $100 a seat.

Hear the Philadelphia Orchestra: $5-$132 (rush tickets to box seats).

Boogie through "Degas and the Dance," opening Feb. 12 at the Art Museum: $20. (Tickets go on sale Sunday.)

Play with Shakespearean Magnetic Poetry set: $9.95

Spend more time with the kids

See the sharks at the New Jersey State Aquarium in Camden: About $50 for a family of four.

Skate at the RiverRink on Penn's Landing: About $35 for a family of four (skate rental included).

Pray for snow so you can go sledding: $25 for two coasters.

Buy a board game (like Cranium Cadoo): $20.

Bake cookies from scratch: $5.

Lose weight

Get liposuction: $2,500-$3,500 per area.

Try Jenny Craig Direct: $330 for a month of delivered diet-plan foods.

Join Weight Watchers' online program (www.weightwatchers.com): $59.95 for three months.

Seek counseling: $7 a week at L.A. Weight Loss.

Padlock your fridge: $5.

Exercise more

Buy an elliptical trainer machine: $300-$1,000.

Hire a personal trainer, eight-session package: $300-$600.

Join a health club: $35 a month and up.

Go mall-walking: free.

Stop smoking

Look into my eyes: $100-$200 for a hypnosis session.

Take a stab at acupuncture: $200-$475 (four to six visits).

Chew nicotine gum for three months: $250-$500.

Wear a nicotine patch for three months: $200.

Buy the American Lung Association's 7 Steps to a Smoke-Free Life: $14.95.

Get help with money

Hire a financial planner: $1,500-$3,000 for a complete middle-income plan. (Fees vary greatly.)

Fly to Vegas: $275-$500.

Read Personal Finance for Dummies: $21.99.

Read "60-Second Guides" at the Motley Fool Web site (www.fool.com): free.

Get help with life

Hire a life/career coach: $100-$500 an hour; $300-$1,000 a month.

See a therapist: up to $200 a session.

Subscribe to Oprah Winfrey's magazine O: $24.

Talk with clergy: donations accepted.

Get organized

Hire an organizing pro: $40-$75 an hour.

Get a rack-and-basket system at a home store: $90 and up.

Buy a box of big green trash bags and chuck stuff: $2.50.

Donate those old clothes: You get a tax deduction.

Take care of yourself

(Often covered by health insurance, or free.)

Get a complete physical (and ask about that funny mole).

If a woman over 20, do a breast self-exam monthly.

If a woman over 40, get a mammogram every year or two.

If 50 or older, get a colonoscopy.

Be a better person

Volunteer your time, or donate what you can.

Read Tuesdays With Morrie: $12.95.

Read to kids in a literacy program.

Adopt a dog: $50 at Pennsylvania SPCA.

Just accept yourself

Buy new clothes that fit. (See "new outfits" elsewhere.)

Buy a season of your favorite TV show on DVD: $30-$130.

Have a dress-down party with old friends: as you wish.

Trash that full-length mirror: free.


Some prices are approximations or estimates of typical ranges, and do not reflect exceptionally cheap or costly examples. All data came from interviews or published sources.



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1 posted on 01/01/2003 11:15:47 AM PST by Fintan
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; BigWaveBetty

Just in case you two just rolled out of bed...


2 posted on 01/01/2003 12:40:30 PM PST by Fintan
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To: Fintan
Happy New Year to you, my friend.
3 posted on 01/01/2003 3:01:18 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: Fintan
Join a health club: $35 a month and up.

$35! Where? I'll join. My memebership to WAC (Wisconsin Athletic Club) is $60 a month.

$35, must Vic Tanny's.

4 posted on 01/01/2003 3:11:24 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Get a full massage and body wrap after a Jacuzzi soak: $165.

This sounds like a horrible idea! I would NEVER do anything like this.

5 posted on 01/01/2003 3:13:47 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: MotleyGirl70; Fintan
I would do it as long as Fintan would let me slide on the $165.
6 posted on 01/01/2003 9:13:27 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I would do it as long as Fintan would let me slide on the $165.


I think getting oiled up, body-wrapped and sliding around on $165 with you is a honeymoon just waiting to happen...

7 posted on 01/02/2003 12:26:38 PM PST by Fintan
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To: Fintan
Enroll in a graduate class for credit: up to $3,500.

Actually, in some graduate programs, the students get paid for attending school. The pay range depends on the school, and the graduate program.

8 posted on 01/07/2003 11:18:59 PM PST by exDemMom (recent PhD, and didn't pay a penny of tuition!)
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