Posted on 01/01/2003 11:15:47 AM PST by Fintan
Here are 15 of them, and dozens of ways to carry them out, from the exorbitant to the dirt cheap.
Look younger
Get a face-lift: $11,000-$15,000. Get a set of Botox injections: $300. Have a pro dye your hair: $25-$75. Wear a SpongeBob SquarePants T-shirt: $20. Feel younger Invest in a 456-horsepower arctic-silver Porsche GT2: $197,000. Buy a new VW Beetle convertible: $22,000. Get a full massage and body wrap after a Jacuzzi soak: $165. Use Viagra: $100 for 10 50-milligram pills. Invite your friends over for a game of Twister: $14. Look sharper Hire an image consultant: $50-$250 an hour. Get a new outfit and shoes: Nordstrom, $1,000; Wal-Mart, $100. Get that tattoo removed: $400-$8,000. Quit slouching; wear matching socks and a smile: free. Improve your mind Enroll in a graduate class for credit: up to $3,500. Take a class at an adult school: $25-$150. Start a book group: $10-$30 per person per month. Listen to a book: $12 tape rental. Stop watching Fear Factor and Jackass: free. Get some culture See a Broadway show: $100 a seat. Hear the Philadelphia Orchestra: $5-$132 (rush tickets to box seats). Boogie through "Degas and the Dance," opening Feb. 12 at the Art Museum: $20. (Tickets go on sale Sunday.) Play with Shakespearean Magnetic Poetry set: $9.95 Spend more time with the kids See the sharks at the New Jersey State Aquarium in Camden: About $50 for a family of four. Skate at the RiverRink on Penn's Landing: About $35 for a family of four (skate rental included). Pray for snow so you can go sledding: $25 for two coasters. Buy a board game (like Cranium Cadoo): $20. Bake cookies from scratch: $5. Lose weight Get liposuction: $2,500-$3,500 per area. Try Jenny Craig Direct: $330 for a month of delivered diet-plan foods. Join Weight Watchers' online program (www.weightwatchers.com): $59.95 for three months. Seek counseling: $7 a week at L.A. Weight Loss. Padlock your fridge: $5. Exercise more Buy an elliptical trainer machine: $300-$1,000. Hire a personal trainer, eight-session package: $300-$600. Join a health club: $35 a month and up. Go mall-walking: free. Stop smoking Look into my eyes: $100-$200 for a hypnosis session. Take a stab at acupuncture: $200-$475 (four to six visits). Chew nicotine gum for three months: $250-$500. Wear a nicotine patch for three months: $200. Buy the American Lung Association's 7 Steps to a Smoke-Free Life: $14.95. Get help with money Hire a financial planner: $1,500-$3,000 for a complete middle-income plan. (Fees vary greatly.) Fly to Vegas: $275-$500. Read Personal Finance for Dummies: $21.99. Read "60-Second Guides" at the Motley Fool Web site (www.fool.com): free. Get help with life Hire a life/career coach: $100-$500 an hour; $300-$1,000 a month. See a therapist: up to $200 a session. Subscribe to Oprah Winfrey's magazine O: $24. Talk with clergy: donations accepted. Get organized Hire an organizing pro: $40-$75 an hour. Get a rack-and-basket system at a home store: $90 and up. Buy a box of big green trash bags and chuck stuff: $2.50. Donate those old clothes: You get a tax deduction. Take care of yourself (Often covered by health insurance, or free.) Get a complete physical (and ask about that funny mole). If a woman over 20, do a breast self-exam monthly. If a woman over 40, get a mammogram every year or two. If 50 or older, get a colonoscopy. Be a better person Volunteer your time, or donate what you can. Read Tuesdays With Morrie: $12.95. Read to kids in a literacy program. Adopt a dog: $50 at Pennsylvania SPCA. Just accept yourself Buy new clothes that fit. (See "new outfits" elsewhere.) Buy a season of your favorite TV show on DVD: $30-$130. Have a dress-down party with old friends: as you wish. Trash that full-length mirror: free.
Some prices are approximations or estimates of typical ranges, and do not reflect exceptionally cheap or costly examples. All data came from interviews or published sources.
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Just in case you two just rolled out of bed... |
$35! Where? I'll join. My memebership to WAC (Wisconsin Athletic Club) is $60 a month.
$35, must Vic Tanny's.
This sounds like a horrible idea! I would NEVER do anything like this.
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I think getting oiled up, body-wrapped and sliding around on $165 with you is a honeymoon just waiting to happen... |
Actually, in some graduate programs, the students get paid for attending school. The pay range depends on the school, and the graduate program.
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