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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 029
OnLine News ^ | 1/29/2002 | Unknown

Posted on 01/01/2003 1:58:29 AM PST by acnielsen guy

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Food; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; dd; food; hobbies; humor; misc; weird
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To: grannie9
Hi Grannie,

Pleasure to hear from you again.

Techno-speak off...

Happy to get a visit from your little frog.

Programmer was wandering through the woods trying to get a grip on his latest programming assignment when a little frog started hopping along the trail behind him, and it eventually caught up to him and even managed to jump in front of him a few times before he noticed it...

"If you pick me up and give me a kiss I'll give you one wish." it said when he saw it.

He had a long pause... "I was a beautiful princess before a sorcerer put a curse on me, and if you pick me up and kiss me I'll give you two wishes..."

Still no response but he leaned over and picked her up... "Kiss me and I'll stay with you for a week and do whatever you want..."

At this point he put her in his pocket and said, "Lady, you don't understand. I'm a programmer and I don't have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog *IS* kind of cute...."

cheers.

961 posted on 01/13/2003 12:00:41 PM PST by Sundog (Working and Lurking ...)
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To: Sundog
I was only kidding about the techy talk.. Sometimes I learn something..

I think I owe you a letter, don't I? I have been so busy lately that I have lost track of my email. I will check.. ;)
962 posted on 01/13/2003 12:06:58 PM PST by grannie9 (stay warm and stay close..)
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To: Sundog
And probably worth some money too.... ;)
963 posted on 01/13/2003 12:07:45 PM PST by grannie9 (stay warm and stay close..)
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To: habs4ever
Ohhhhhhhh.. I'll try.. ;)
964 posted on 01/13/2003 12:09:22 PM PST by grannie9 (stay warm and stay close..)
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Was just checking an old pic holding site. I found my flowers.


965 posted on 01/13/2003 12:12:09 PM PST by grannie9 (stay warm and stay close..)
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To: grannie9
I'm dying to show you a cute parlor and the sunrise / sunset over the mountains here, but not to worry.

I'm trying to get on top of a dozen projects and I've got just a tinge of envy over your apparent freedom to do what you want, when you want.

So that is all there is to it.

cheers.

966 posted on 01/13/2003 12:26:33 PM PST by Sundog (Not getting much Working done with so much Lurking ...)
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To: grannie9; habs4ever
I used to watch Mutual of Omaha's wildlife show when I was little.
Still remember some of the quotes.
967 posted on 01/13/2003 12:27:36 PM PST by Darksheare ("The 72 virgins are HAMSTERS!!")
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To: grannie9
Your clubphoto.com link requests you to link to the medium or thumbnail size photo, it joins Angelfire and Fotki in the 'uncooperative' bin.

Cheers.

968 posted on 01/13/2003 12:28:36 PM PST by Sundog (Not getting much Working done with so much Lurking ...)
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To: Sundog
Hah... some things get better when you get older... Yout doesn't have everything.. ;)
969 posted on 01/13/2003 12:31:22 PM PST by grannie9 (stay warm and stay close..)
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To: Sundog
I can see it ok.. Is that what it says?
970 posted on 01/13/2003 12:33:04 PM PST by grannie9 (stay warm and stay close..)
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To: Sundog
OK.. they should like this better. 8-p


971 posted on 01/13/2003 12:39:00 PM PST by grannie9 (stay warm and stay close..)
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To: grannie9
I can almost smell those.

Looks like a boquet of Mr. Lincoln roses.

Thanks.Cheers.

972 posted on 01/13/2003 12:47:31 PM PST by Sundog (Not getting much Working done with so much Lurking ...)
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To: grannie9
P.S. A google search turned up a wealth of Rose pictures in a web site called Webshots. In the search line, type 'Rose'.

Cheers.

973 posted on 01/13/2003 12:53:21 PM PST by Sundog (Not getting much Working done with so much Lurking ...)
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To: Sundog
Shape up now.. or you'll have to ship out..
974 posted on 01/13/2003 12:58:28 PM PST by grannie9 (stay warm and stay close..)
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To: grannie9
Oh, I'm fine.

Just wish spring would get here so I can get my rose bushes going again.

What do you think of those roses? Have you taken a peek yet?

Where you are, they are probably still growing.

Cheers.

975 posted on 01/13/2003 3:09:16 PM PST by Sundog (Got to go now...)
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To: grannie9; Sundog
Webshots has some cool desktop images.
A few astronomy images and such, a few fantasy..
The other small 'puter has webshots desktop installed.

Mrs. Sheare's car blew a hose or something today.
Pray that I have the sanity and patience to deal with the car...
Otherwise I just might destroy it with the bare hands.
(I hate working on cars.)
976 posted on 01/13/2003 3:25:43 PM PST by Darksheare ("I see, a bad moon risin'..")
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To: Darksheare
Cars -> A necessary evil.

Good luck finding / fixing / smoothing the nerves.

cheers.

977 posted on 01/13/2003 4:15:57 PM PST by Sundog (Can't win...)
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To: grannie9
LOL LOL at your fairy of joy. ;-) What a day...
978 posted on 01/13/2003 4:27:53 PM PST by Kathleen (Did I miss happy hour?)
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To: Sundog
I hate cars... they bite you even after the battery's been disconnected.
And then, once you figure out what's wrong, something else goes wrong.
Reminds me of dating.
979 posted on 01/13/2003 4:33:56 PM PST by Darksheare ("I see, a bad moon risin'.." "I've been mooned!")
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To: Kathleen
No, you didn't miss happy hour.
But then again, I'm behind you.
980 posted on 01/13/2003 4:34:55 PM PST by Darksheare ("I see, a bad moon risin'.." "I've been mooned!")
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