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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 028
OnLine News ^ | 1/29/2002 | Unknown

Posted on 12/14/2002 10:42:12 PM PST by acnielsen guy

THREAD 028



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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Food; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
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To: grannie9
Arived alive...
661 posted on 12/26/2002 8:01:36 AM PST by null and void
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To: Kathleen
I should have worked out too.. Just after the Christmas of 1978. ;)

Ooooops, missed it.. Thank Ghod!
662 posted on 12/26/2002 8:09:23 AM PST by grannie9
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To: null and void
Great news Nully.. Hope you had a great one. ;)
663 posted on 12/26/2002 8:10:30 AM PST by grannie9
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To: null and void
I take that back Null.. You survived, that's enough..;)

I just remembered where you lived...
664 posted on 12/26/2002 8:12:28 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
What did I misss???
665 posted on 12/26/2002 8:22:49 AM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
Eathquake? flood?
666 posted on 12/26/2002 8:23:42 AM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
Post #666???
667 posted on 12/26/2002 8:24:18 AM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
LOL LOL.. again????? How come you always seem to step in it?
668 posted on 12/26/2002 8:30:59 AM PST by grannie9
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To: null and void
Probably one of each and the natives... ;)
669 posted on 12/26/2002 8:31:52 AM PST by grannie9
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To: All
HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?????

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
$6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter:
Tom Sawyer.

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne,
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in Battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of
wounds received in battle.

If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John
Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the
last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks
like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
A. Obsession.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
you would find the letter "A"?
A: One thousand.

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey.

Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the
year?
A. Father's Day.

Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most
ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.

Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to
sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar
was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the
honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England,
when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own
pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's
and Q's".

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed refill, they used the
whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by
this practice.

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled "Gentlemen Only
Ladies Forbidden".... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

AND FINALLY

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
670 posted on 12/26/2002 8:45:03 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy; grannie9
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".

I don't recall Gran ever telling us that Shakespeare slept in her barn...

671 posted on 12/26/2002 9:36:54 AM PST by Kathleen
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To: Kathleen
Grannie doesn´t tell you everything - :)
672 posted on 12/26/2002 10:59:08 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: Kathleen
I hope..............!!!!!
673 posted on 12/26/2002 11:00:16 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy
Here, for your edification and enjoyment, is the rest of the useless information you need.

Stewardesses and reverberated are the two longest words (12 letters each) that can be typed using only the left hand. The longest word that can be typed using only the right hand is lollipop. Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1.

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein.

The underside of a horse's hoof is called a frog. The frog peels off several times a year with new growth.

The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.

The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."

The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."

The shape of plant collenchyma cells and the shape of the bubbles in beer foam are the same - they are orthotetrachidecahedrons.

The word 'pound' is abbreviated 'lb.' after the constellation 'libra' because it means 'pound' in Latin, and also 'scales'. The abbreviation for the British Pound Sterling comes from the same source: it is an 'L' for Libra/Lb. with a stroke through it to indicate abbreviation. Sames goes for the Italian lira which uses the same abbreviation ('lira' coming from 'libra'). So British currency (before it went metric) was always quoted as "pounds/shillings/pence", abbreviated "L/s/d" (libra/solidus/denarius).

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead".

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

Camel's milk does not curdle.

(*) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.

Murphy's Oil Soap is the chemical most commonly used to clean elephants.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.

All porcupines float in water.

Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.

Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?

The world's largest wine cask is in Heidelberg, Germany.

Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Wild Kingdom."

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

If you bring a raccoon's head to the Henniker, New Hampshire town hall, you are entitled to receive $.10 from the town.

St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.

The first song played on Armed Forces Radio during operation Desert Shield was "Rock the Casba" by the Clash.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

(*) The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag.

The only nation who's name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanastan.

The names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru: See no evil, Mikazaru: Hear no evil, and Mazaru: Speak no evil.

When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.

(*) The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

Raise and raze are homonyms that are antonyms (to build up and to destroy)

cheers.

674 posted on 12/26/2002 11:01:09 AM PST by Sundog
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To: Sundog
Thanks Sundog...veeeeeerrrry interesting. :)
675 posted on 12/26/2002 12:05:14 PM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: Kathleen
Yes, I do Kathleen.. Almost.. ;)
676 posted on 12/26/2002 12:38:52 PM PST by grannie9
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To: Sundog
Oh, I knew all that Sundog.. snicker-snort..;)
677 posted on 12/26/2002 12:40:02 PM PST by grannie9
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To: Neets
Neets, how'd you like the glacier on the cars, and West point doing a code RED this morning? (Rather than the usual code White.)

I had a more usual than norm crappy christmas, but it was kinda fun. I got to bust on people.
678 posted on 12/26/2002 12:55:02 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: null and void
Ummm.. you missed the invasion of snowgoons, the zombie Christams turkey, teh living postal man, and the IRS agentette on the rack.
679 posted on 12/26/2002 1:07:16 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: Darksheare; yall

680 posted on 12/26/2002 2:16:21 PM PST by lodwick
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