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Posted on 12/14/2002 10:42:12 PM PST by acnielsen guy
THREAD 028
Dregs and Flakes
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Food; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cha; dd; food; hobbies; humor; misc; pets; wird
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To: Kathleen
*Scratches head*
Yeah, that's right.
Thanks for reminding me. Now I can go back to building the hydraulic hyper-killbot and take over the world....
To: Darksheare
LOL...LOL... Carry on.... ;-)
To: Kathleen
You can test drive the destructonator at your local killbot supply store!
Destructonator can instantly take out the trash! *Kaboom*
Destructonator can get rid of annoying boyfriends, or make your daughters prom date beat feet quick! *rat-ta-tat-tat!*
Destructonator can also CLEAN YOUR CAR! *Foot stomp, crunch*
Why did I have to think up an add for it after posting it?
To: Darksheare
It doesn't matter, I like it...are you a Battlebots fan, too? Your version is MUCH more imaginative...
To: Kathleen
We don't have cable here.. (But we have DSL now!)
There were a few commercials about it. And a spoof commercial with that minifridge.
Could you imagine the look on someone's daughter's prom date's face when a huge robot crawls from the garage, stands up, and chases his punk @zz down the street?
To: grannie9; yall
Aspects for Tuesday December 17, 2002
Moon enters Gemini at 13.43GMT
Sun (24° Sagittarius) SemiSquare (waning) Mars ( 9° Scorpio)
Sun (25° Sagittarius) Opposes Saturn (25° Gemini)
Sun (25° Sagittarius) Sextile (waning) Uranus (25° Aquarius)
Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous, 93% Visible, Age: 12 days 16 hours 25 minutes, Full: 19/12/2002, 19:11 GMT
A day for being told what to do by stuffy, snobby, bossy
people who dont really have a clue.
Is this you Gran?
I have no idea what all this means to the conjuncion...maybe Darks follow this sort of stuff.
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posted on
12/17/2002 1:36:29 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: Darksheare
That would be priceless...personally I liked the part about Destructonator taking the garbage out...lol. ;-)
To: lodwick
Nope, don't follow it.
A few friends of mine did, once upon a time. But that's ancient history.
To: Kathleen
Dad once told me to, how did he put it, 'just get rid of it.'
So I did.
He then asked me, 'Did you throw that out?'
My response was, "I was supposed to throw it?"
Blowing the trash up would be kinda funny.. at least until the chunks came down and landed.
To: Darksheare
Speaking of which, best I go get the trash blown outta the house before Mrs.L returns from her gig. bbl
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posted on
12/17/2002 1:52:35 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
To: lodwick
Uh oh.
Mrs L is gonna get ya.
To: Darksheare; grannie9
Whew! Just got TheList completed by a kitty whisker - close one.
Thanks a bunch for the link Gran - very informative and to me, amazing stuff there. Enjoy the sight tonight.
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posted on
12/17/2002 2:12:54 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
I haven't been paying attention, so "TheList" sounds ominous....
To: Darksheare
Heheh - actually it's fairly benign, usually, things like getting foodstuffs, changing kitty litter - just daily stuff that it takes to keep the household chugging along. The problem is my freeping most of the day, and then waiting until the last possible 15 - 45 minutes to get it all done.
Amazing what we can accomplish with the "expectation" gun to our heads.
Cheers all!
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posted on
12/17/2002 4:17:38 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
ROFLMAO.. Ahhh Loddy, you said a mouthful.. ;)
To: lodwick
NOoooo! Not "THAT!" List!
To: Darksheare; grannie9
Gran knows what I'm speaking of...the everyday crap that has to get done: make the stupid freaking bed, wipe down the shower walls, vacuum the pet hairs off the carpet, get groceries, get stamps, pick up the laundry, lube the vehicles, get new phone batteries, get gas for the butane tanks...oops the wiper blades have gone south on one of the rigs, groom the pets, go the laundry, damm, a light bulb has gone out. water the plants...shit, the deer are eating the ivy, throw some cayenne pepper out there, our Flag is all wrapped up, check the mail...man, I've exhaused myself recounting this day. ;-)
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posted on
12/17/2002 5:51:16 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
Yes, the dreaded 'to do' list.
*crosses self*
*In priestly voice* "Bless you my son, for you have been to-do'd."
To: lodwick
First chance you get, relax. (Trick is not to turn into human jello though. Good luck.)
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