Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 026

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 026

Dregs and Flakes

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[grannie9]

Good morning you Great Flakes.

[grannie9]

I must be in a Brown Mode this morning.. Does that mean I have Optical Rectitus? (A sh!tty outlook on life?)

Naahhhhhhhh.... ;)

[persecutor]

Good Morning Campers!
Boy it feels good to be released from the 11 step program (all my insurance would pay for, and I am too cheap to pay for the 12th out of my pocket)! Let me be an example of too much snake bite medicine and not enough snakes (real ones anyway) to be protected from.
I will have the wallets, belts and keyrings on sale at the online boutique. Arts and crafts is big at the Minnesota School of Basketweaving, and I got a trunkload to sell.
Tonite's movie will be "The Jerk", starring AlDork, Prince of Dorkness, with Donna Brazile making a cameo appearance as PIAPS.
It's a little cold to schedule grannie's synchronized skinny dipping class, so if anyone has any ideas, put 'em out there and let's have a good day.

[grannie9]

Ohhhh Pers.. it's so good to see you back.. lol lol

You and Habs are going to go so well together..

Wish you two were into wimmin..it would make it a lot more interesting.. ;) Especially if it was old wimmin with one leg, one eye, no shoes and no teef..

Notice I left you out Kathleen? Slut!

Every woman for themselves, I always say.......snicker,snort...

[persecutor]

grannie, you always could curl my toes! Good to be back home. Only kidding about the 12 steps, though. Been an interesting year, and I'm glad that things are back on the right track. gotta play catch up, though. Where are all the regulars or are we split up around the horn, so to speak. I heard from Val, and see some of the old familiar names on the Freeples' site.

[grannie9]

Oh by the way.. the syncronized skinny dipping will be ok for me from Monday on.. Will be in Fl for the winter.. Is it at all possible to teach the class via Webcam? I have been known to do a lot of skinny dipping there, but not sure the webcam will pick it with just the lights in the pool.. Have you be wary of those few neighbors that still have half way decent eyesight.. dontchano....;(

[grannie9]

Yes.. we did sort of branch off from each other, but we're still good friends.. It's a loooong story and I'm afraid I'd be passed on before I got to tell it all..

We post back and forth between the two threads..so feel right at home..

The last time I remember you around was just after 9/11..and then your life took over I guess.. Isn't it a bitch when that happens?

Just love curled toes honey..of course having only one leg, I can only curl five now.. It's a long story too, and invenerial anyway.

You just keep up the good thoughts...and keep my blood flowin...;)

[persecutor]

We could use a web cam, and even sell copies during the pledge drives, like that mandatory taxpayer supported public corporation PBS does!
If our "production values" for the video are high enough, we could maybe entice Hefner to do a thing on the "Girls of FR"!

[grannie9]

LOL LOL.. I'll sign Kathleen and Neets up right away.. They are always willin when it comes to a good time.. Smirk.. I, on the other hand am a Lady as you know..and would never put my name and number to anything that obscene... spit.
(signed: Slut #1--anyinnercity-1-800-340-4165)

[persecutor]

grannie, you haven't changed a bit! good to see that there is a constance to life, after all.
In response to your question of last nite, yes I am hoping to be certified to teach by fall, 2003. And I sure hope to be teaching by then, as well.
Gotta make those young skulls at least consider being conservative, after all.

[persecutor]

And yes, you always ARE a lady=that's why you curl those toes!!!!!!!!!!!

[grannie9]

I hope you get paid well for that wonderful task.. We sure do need some good teachers out there. Get rid of some of those numbskulls with their PC crap and ideas.. Good for you...

My husbands family are full of teachers, but unfortunately they are all of the other variety.. urgh...

[grannie9]

You young Whippersnapper... sighhhhhhhh... ;)

[persecutor]

Me, too (as to the pay). The law degree does count for something in that department- I don't need to get a master's degree within 2 years thanks to it.
gotta go earn, so be back, later.

[grannie9]

Ciao cutie..

[Kathleen]

I, on the other hand am a Lady as you know..

It's getting deep in here, time to don my hip boots...

[grannie9]

Better use the coverall type.. It will be safer.. ;)

How are you this morning Chicken? Didn't get a chance to talk to you much yesterday..

I've been signing you up for Skinny Dipping classes via webcam from Fl, and maybe a taped "viewing" at the Playboy Mansion..

Pers will iron out the particulars later.. Keep clean undies on.. You know what your Mother always told you.. Be prepared at all times for accidents or photo ops.. ;)

[Kathleen]

I'm most interested in signing up for the synchronized skinny dipping classes, we might get that into the Olympics if we're good enough. Since curling became an Olympic sport I believe anything is possible. ;-)

[grannie9]

Maybe we could combine "curling" toes with syncronized skinny dipping. Seems like there could be a connection there, or is that my weird mind working?...;)

It could work, or at least be relative... hmmmmm...

[Kathleen]

I can envision you now with your one lovely leg sticking out of the water, curling your five magnificent toes...;-)