Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 026

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 026

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 28,038

[grannie9]

Can I have one of your holey shoes? I only need one, til I find my leg.. Of course it's hard to find my leg with only one eye.. and it's hard to find my eye with only one eye..and it's really tough to find my teef with only one eye and only one leg.. Forget the holey shoe... I need more hep than that...;(

[Kathleen]

But she really looks good when she is all lit up.

Sounds like Gran was all lit up at the lounge last night, AC. Wish we had pics, don't you? ;-)

[Kathleen]

Your bullfighter is hysterical...LOL

[acnielsen guy]

You are in a fix my dear. Only a change of religion could help. A large black burkha would fit the bill and if it is long enough it would hide your bare foot too. I know it would be a sacrifice for you as muslims don´t drink alcohol, but that´s the way the cookie crumbles passion flower.

[grannie9]

Oh look AC.. the third part of the Kingston Trio is here..

Hi Kath.. I'm still feeling a little low, and it's hell when you can't get to sleep when you try to take a nap and straighten out... lol

[acnielsen guy]

I think they are hawking the pics to the sailors around Portsmouth right now.

[lodwick]

Good job at the Lounge Gran - you make me proud!

What's up with the schlong gif? The Schlong?

Cheers All. ;-)

Off to the package store to restock for the weekend. bbl

[Kathleen]

I wonder if Gran gave the sailors a treat and played her spoons for them...;-)

[Kathleen]

Start drinking again...it will make you feel better...;0)

[grannie9]

I would really welcome a burkha today AC/e. Best my bloodshot eyes are covered.. The rest of me should be covered all the time..

Oh, and if I'm a passion flower.. Monica is a nun..

[grannie9]

I was asked to.. but I was too far gone by then.. I did do a bit of singing tho.. and I even flirted with a young stud at the cheese table..

You can't take me anywhere..;(

I hear gunshots around here.. I'm assuming it's hunters..but it's kind of dark for hunting now..

[Kathleen]

I even flirted with a young stud at the cheese table..

"S"

[Kathleen]

I forgot how early it gets dark up there around this time of year...it will be even worse when we change the clocks back..yikes.

[grannie9]

I did.. I went over to get some cheese etc for us..and he was standing there with a young girl.. I looked at the cheese and said to him that it looked pretty beat..then I looked up into his beautiful young eyes and said... "But you're lookin pretty good honey.." lol lol Dyan almost died..

[grannie9]

It's been a cloudy day mostly anyway.. Heard two rifle shots and a shotgun.. Must be hunters or someone shooting in there yard..

[lodwick]

I'm impressed - nice move on studley. ;-)

[grannie9]

I'm not shy Loddy.. lol

[lodwick]

Somehow shy and Gran had never entered my mind at the same time.

The Lounge sounds great - you need to get back there with the camera and get us some shots before you head south for the winter. I'd like to see if what I'm imagining is close to reality.

[Kathleen]

You said that with his girlfriend right there? I'm impressed, Gran. ;-)

[Kathleen]

Gran is my mentor, you know. ;-)