NEW BUMPER STICKERS

[drunknsage]

Bumper Stickers

1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me. " 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America. . . Now speak English

[Hank Rearden]

I [heart] my dog.
I [spayed] my dog.
I [club] my dog.

Then there's the Li'l Vandal's version: it's a round image of a big wood screw, to be pasted over the heart image in your first example above.

[CougarGA7]

My personal favorite.

There Is No Problem In Life That Can't Be Solved With The Use Of High Explosives

[antivenom]

I saw one that said..."My Child is a Booger Eating Moron"

[esopman]

Happiness is a Belt-Fed Weapon, Nuke the Baby Whales, Visualize Whirled Peas and other new-age-green-idiot-irritating stickers can be offset by such as...

No Cross, No Crown. Welcome to Eternity! Smoking or Non-Smoking?

[Non-Sequitur]

Maybe they think that you want to nuke the POWs? Or General Lee?

[Constitution Day]

Join The Resistance
www.freerepublic.com

Cool! Where'd you get that?

[d14truth]

DUMP DAVIS!!! aka California.

[Airborne Longhorn]

Here's mine, a take-off on a remark by Danesh D'Souza (sp?):

"I came to America because I just had to see a country where poor people are fat!"

...and I might amend that to say: "...and have cell phones!"

[Squantos]

My "bumper sticker"........nuff said :o)

Stay Safe TM !!

[Fred Mertz]

LOL!

[truenospinzone]

I've got my own version of that, homemade and residing on my guitar case:

"Nobody Cares About Your Honor Roll Student"

[Squantos]

I recieved my PHd from there...........(Pile it Higher & Deeper , then dual prime :o)

Stay Safe Fred !!

[rambo316]

Enviromentalists are like Watermelon...

green on the outside and RED on the inside.

[Fred Mertz]

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

[rambo316]

We are not a democracy.

America is a Constitutional Republic.

[BornOnTheFourth]

A big-ol' truck down the street from me has this:

VOTE DEMOCRAT
it's easier than getting a job

[Squantos]

Nuke the Gay Whales..... was also a favorite of mine........:o)

Stay Safe !

[blam]

"Cool! Where'd you get that?"

I got it from FReeper in New Orleans at a FReep of Bill Clinton. I think you can buy them on FR somewhere?

[Travis McGee]

U of B&B! Good one!

[COBOL2Java]

Spotted this one recently:

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard