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NEW BUMPER STICKERS
Posted on 08/28/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by drunknsage
Bumper Stickers
1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me. " 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America. . . Now speak English
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To: big_fat_idiot
lol, I love it!
To: drunknsage
One for the front bumper seen in 2000 "Run Hillary Run"
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To: drunknsage
My fave is:
YOU! Out of the Gene Pool!
To: drunknsage
Here's one I havent put on anything yet:
Sex is like pizza: when it's good, it's very good; and when it's bad, it's still pretty good!
To: Dems_R_Losers
I've seen 2 different versions of this one, one was
"Who peed in the gene pool?" and the other was
"The gene pool needs more chlorine in it!"
To: drunknsage
One currently on my SUV has the POW/MIA symbol with the sidebar, "General Lee would not have left you behind."
The other one has an American flag and says "NUKE the Bastards."
Gets some funny looks...
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posted on
08/28/2002 10:17:07 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
Comment #28 Removed by Moderator
To: drunknsage
Great thread!
There's I [heart] my dog.
I [spayed] my dog.
I [club] my dog.
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posted on
08/28/2002 10:57:40 PM PDT
by
agrandis
To: drunknsage
bumped for later reading...
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posted on
08/28/2002 11:02:35 PM PDT
by
timestax
To: agrandis
This is my favorite:
"If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?"
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posted on
08/28/2002 11:07:17 PM PDT
by
lavrenti
To: agrandis
Here in the Great White North, I've seen one that says..."I (club) baby seals". I've got to get or make one.
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posted on
08/28/2002 11:10:46 PM PDT
by
ALASKA
To: drunknsage
I saw a good one the other day: Where there's a will, put me in it!"
To: Born on the Storm King
On the back of a young lady's blazer: Let go of my ears! I know what I'm doing.
To: drunknsage
To Hell with world peace,
visualize hanging up the damn phone
Exactly what part of
!!! GET OFF MY @SS !!!
don't you understand?
To: drunknsage
I saw one that was hysterical......"God Bless America and the Farmer that feeds your fat a*s"
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posted on
08/29/2002 7:22:37 AM PDT
by
geege
To: drunknsage
a few more to add to your list:
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws children will evolve
To all the virgins in the world, thanks for nothing
Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition
my personal fav:
...And Hilary would be the village idiot...
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posted on
08/29/2002 8:52:45 AM PDT
by
ZinGirl
To: drunknsage; wardaddy; Poohbah; Squantos; Marine Inspector; PsyOps; Cap'n Crunch
KICK THEIR A$$ AND TAKE THE GAS!Driver Carries Only $20 In Ammunition.
KEEP HONKING, I'M RELOADING!
9 OUT OF THE 10 VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN MY GUNS TODAY.
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED AT SNIPER SCHOOL.
To: ALASKA; MJY1288
From the Colorado School of Mines:
Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires!
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posted on
08/29/2002 8:57:37 AM PDT
by
SLB
To: Travis McGee
EARTH FIRST!We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
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posted on
08/29/2002 8:59:30 AM PDT
by
Poohbah
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