[esopman]

Happiness is a Belt-Fed Weapon, Nuke the Baby Whales, Visualize Whirled Peas and other new-age-green-idiot-irritating stickers can be offset by such as...

No Cross, No Crown. Welcome to Eternity! Smoking or Non-Smoking?

[Aric2000]

I love that "happiness is a belt fed weapon", that had me LMAO!!

mine are the following.

My President is Charlton Heston

Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition

The owner of this property is ARMED!!! and prepared to protect Life, liberty and property from criminal attack.
THERE IS NOTHING INSIDE WORTH RISKING YOUR LIFE FOR!!!
(second amendment foundation bumper sticker)

and last but not least.

I am insured by the second amendment.