Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 022

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 022

Dregs and Flakes

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[grannie9]

I don't have too much clarity of vision with this one glass eye.. (I wonder where my teeth are hiding..?)

Capt'n, have you seen my teeth and one glass eye? I know you threw my peg leg under the bed, that's a no brainer..but with only one eye I'm haveing a problem focusing..to reach my leg..

Oh by the way Capt'n, I only need one shoe.. Maybe you can find one in Goodwill or somewhere?

[habs4ever]

The pace has picked up since you were released from the clink ;-)Try not to sleep on park benches, at least for the next couple of weeks.

[grannie9]

I'm almost on a Taco.. No rolls for me today..and get off the damned roll.. You have it all squished now.. Who wants to eat it in that condition..?

[habs4ever]

You burqua will also hide your wooden leg and your lack of proper undergarments.ACe's problems are solved, and he can get back to the important task of buying rounds for his fellow lounge lizards, and watching Coronation Street on the telly ;-)

[grannie9]

NO... I think it maybe a banning offense.. I'm close enough to the edge now.. ;)

[Kathleen]

Does your lack of teeth hinder your precision spitting abilities? They are probably permanently embedded in some poor soul's butt....at least you can still play the spooons, even with spots all around you.

[acnielsen guy]

Santiago
I was thinking of this park bench

[grannie9]

There you go, you maniac.. I will never get undies, a shoe or anything else out of that skinflint with you around.. Go sit in the corner, you instigator..

[grannie9]

You should see me whip those spoons around going for those spots. I spit very well with no teeth... %-) The capt'n will never help me find my teeth..I just know it..and he will never buy me more...

At least I'm not preggie anymore..

[grannie9]

Oooooo.. where did that one come from? Very nice...for an old codger..

[acnielsen guy]

There there grannie don't take any notice of these folks - a few spare parts and you will be as good as new. I am on the job now hunting around the junk yards.

[grannie9]

Couldn't you pay full price? Darn, you're a skinflint.. I will be discombobulated for ages waiting for you to get a good enough deal...

[acnielsen guy]

I usually do not advertise my crash sites - I don't want all the bums turning up and giving us a bad name.

[grannie9]

ROFLMAO.. Good thinking..usually, but you just did us in now.. I can see Habs and Kathy searching that bench to see if we removed the Government Tag.. They'll turn us in for sure, just to get that good site.. Blabbermouth, AC/e reporter..

[Kathleen]

Gran, maybe you'd be better of staying with the burqua for now. If the Captain is scouting junkyards for your replacement parts, I'm afraid you might end up looking like the Bride of Frankenstein. Or even worse, Janet Reno. Heaven forbid.:)

[acnielsen guy]

Hush gran some of your parts are no longer in production the only place I can get them is in a junk yard.

[grannie9]

Ohhh.. that's it!!! That is one low blow woman..but you are certainly right.. The Burqua it is..

You hear that Capt'n? I'm tucking myself into a Black Burqua.. I am in mourning, and you know what for....

[grannie9]

And if you don't..........you will soon enough...

[Kathleen]

As long as you can still see your spots when you're wearing your burqua. One must keep one's priorities straight at all times. :-)

[acnielsen guy]

Oops sorry gran. You have a point there - they have no honor or couth just the sort of thing they would do.