[grannie9]

I don't have too much clarity of vision with this one glass eye.. (I wonder where my teeth are hiding..?)

Capt'n, have you seen my teeth and one glass eye? I know you threw my peg leg under the bed, that's a no brainer..but with only one eye I'm haveing a problem focusing..to reach my leg..

Oh by the way Capt'n, I only need one shoe.. Maybe you can find one in Goodwill or somewhere?

[habs4ever]

You burqua will also hide your wooden leg and your lack of proper undergarments.ACe's problems are solved, and he can get back to the important task of buying rounds for his fellow lounge lizards, and watching Coronation Street on the telly ;-)