Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 022

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THREAD 022

Dregs and Flakes

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[grannie9]

I have lots of those phoney Ladybugs that were hiding behind my old curtains.. Hate those darn things.. Now they are all on the floor from washing the windows.. Wish I had a dog..they'll sometimes eat anything.. I suppose I could collect them all for crunchies for the salad.. Lots of protein.

Speaking of protein.... no we'd better not go there again.. lol

[Neets]

The luv of my life will be sending you an email to help you out wit ur puter probs...IT WOULD BEHOOOVE you to listen to him...he's purrty smat when it comes to dose tings.

Later Gater.

[Kathleen]

I've learned so much about the Basic Food Groups on this thread. ;-)

Especially protein.

[grannie9]

Me too, and don't forget the G-spots. I have those all over the house.. (they're getting out of control)

[Kathleen]

As long as they're all over the house and you don't see them right before your eyes, you're fine. :)

[grannie9]

OMG.. that would be teeeerrrrrible.. Nasty thought..

Just in case... what color are they?

[habs4ever]

you know me, I am forever behooved ;-)

[Kathleen]

Flesh tone? lol

[grannie9]

You Devil you..... oh no wait.. Bullspread.. You Bull___ you...

[grannie9]

Fleshtone? Fleshtone? I hate that color..it will never match..and it's horrible with pink...

[Kathleen]

Well they can vary, from flesh tone to very deep pink. They go well with everything, ya know. :)

[grannie9]

Hmmmm... I have red spots now, and I would love it if the G's were blue.. Nice match with sort of off yellowish/white, yano?

But.... I guess beggers can't be choosers.. Better fleshtone G's or nothing at all.. I just wish there weren't so many of them.. My body is getting al het-up, and I feel like swatting them like flies..

[Kathleen]

Hmmmm, some people would probably love to be in your shoes, Gran. Overabundance can be a good thing. ;-)

When you feel the need to start fanning yourself, then you'll definitely know that you're having an exceptional day. :)

[grannie9]

You mean it won't be a hotflash? Or I didn't forget and leave the oven on? Or Al might be cooking Drunkin Chickens again?

All it will be is those little flesh-colored G's floating around the house and attacking me? Ghod, and I thought I knew everything about spots. I might as well put the 409 away and take my chances..

[Kathleen]

Go for it, Gran. Take 'em all on. Be careful, tho...Al will hear you moaning and might not understand what's going on...research, ya know. ;-)

[grannie9]

I'm in a terrible quandary.. I've lost my teeth, both uppers and lowers, (ask Habs) I'm being chased by over eager flesh-colored G-spots, and I can't find a tack to finish the curtains to save my bloomin soul.

I have enough "stuff" in this house to buid a house and I can't find a white thumbtack.

I'm getting weak, losing all my protein, need a fix.. What will I do..I've tried Porcelana..

[Kathleen]

I'm getting weak, losing all my protein, need a fix..

Maybe the Captain can help you out here? But only if he buys you some shoes first. Either that or maybe you should let Calgon take you away...

[grannie9]

I have four boxes of Calgon, and the only place it seems to take me is the local bar or sewer.. (which is pretty much the same thing)

The Capt'n is nothing but Protoplasm.. He might have had some viable protein once, but I think he lost it at the Aster, (because he didn't take his mother's good advice) That's in Nuuu Yawwwwwk I think, will ask Neets. I think she lost hers there too.

He is as weak on protein as he is on buying wimmin shoes.. I do wonder if he knows where all those G-spots came from? Do you suppose they're his old used leftovers?

[Kathleen]

They might very well be. The Captain has to keep some things secret, you know.

Neets lost her viable protein at the Aster, too? Geez, I miss everything. I'm still trying to bust up some chairs here. :(

[grannie9]

Don't break any chairs.!!!!!

Did you see that tag on the bottom..? It's a Federal crime, and besides, unless you get instructions from Mom, you might get splinters or worse.. (I don't want to tell you what worse is, just take my word on it)

Everything in the Capt'ns daily life is a secret.. He has CRS, dontchano... He can't remember why he gets up in the morning. If it wasn't for his habit of rummaging for food, he'd probably never get out of bed..