[grannie9]

I'm in a terrible quandary.. I've lost my teeth, both uppers and lowers, (ask Habs) I'm being chased by over eager flesh-colored G-spots, and I can't find a tack to finish the curtains to save my bloomin soul.

I have enough "stuff" in this house to buid a house and I can't find a white thumbtack.

I'm getting weak, losing all my protein, need a fix.. What will I do..I've tried Porcelana..

[Kathleen]

I'm getting weak, losing all my protein, need a fix..

Maybe the Captain can help you out here? But only if he buys you some shoes first. Either that or maybe you should let Calgon take you away...