Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 022

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 022

Dregs and Flakes

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[habs4ever]

good morning to you!! I trust you had a tasty bologna snack for breakie, with a donut chaser ;-)I do so like Grannie's before and after pics that ACe is kind enough to post.Grannie's life is a cautionary tale ;-)

[habs4ever]

Your photo of breaking news in Sada was riveting stuff, like the running of the bulls in Pamplona ;-) Any chance of an action shot of the fishermen sewing their sails, or the busty lesbians ogling you in the tapas bar?

btw, when are you planning another heist in Rome?

[Kathleen]

Good morning. Interesting link about bouffant hair.

Back in the 60's my dad and stepmom were married. My sister and I were in their wedding. My stepmom's hairdresser gave us huge, bouffant hairdos for the occasion according to my stepmom's wishes.

I had shoulder length hair and the process included teasing the hair straight out from the head with a metal comb. This process was so severe it made my eyes tear, then my hair was styled twelve inches high complete with pink ribbons. I looked like a French Poodle. It took me three days to brush my hair back to its normal state. Ouch.

[acnielsen guy]

I realize I got there too late to see the damage caused by the boat but at least I nailed the culprit. I too realize, habs, that it was not the type of on scene action photo for which I have become world renown but it did show the weather in Sada yesterday for those that can see beyond the obvious.

Nota bene, that means note well for us Latin scholars, that the cloud formation where the lights are used as eyes to make Cookie Monster. Just another reason why your AC/e reporter is renown.

[habs4ever]

All those years you spent in the "Company" haven't got for naught, when you can tell us of secret messages hiding in cloud formations.Will they give you the over/under on the next Real Madrid vs Barcelona home and away?

Any chance of an action shot inside the bar, you and your desperado pals sipping sherry and munching on deep fried sardines? We need to see what your cell of ex-CIA pals look like when they retire ;-)

[habs4ever]

So, you looked like Mob wife out of Goodfellas?? Or maybe a Mob daughter ;-)

[Kathleen]

rotfl...now that you mention it, that's exactly what I looked like. :)

The pink dresses with accordion sleeves enhanced the overall effect. ;-)

[palo verde]

Bear in mind that it is often is not the original peccadillo that causes the problem it is the cover up.
Which reminds me my concubine tells me she has lost or mislaid her unmentionables. She will just have to do without, she will be wanting shoes next

rofl rofl
you are so funny, this whole post is LOL

last heard from your concubine was crawling under two desks to find her bobbin
then she sent porno to neets on email
now you tell us she lost her underpants
clearly she is not having a good day
Love, Palo

chickie go for it, ask for shoes too
I saw the pic of AC/e's apt, he does not live in a hovel
he can afford welldressed concubine

[lodwick]

[acnielsen guy]

My dear Habs, only Englishmen sip sherry; in my opinion that is woman's drink. I have long ago gone native and drink the Rioja of the north as well as the Albarinio.

Today, when I had Tarta de Whisky for postre, Alberto gave the benediction as he poured the whisky over it - you can pour a hell of a lot of whisky during the benediction - lol

[habs4ever]

Is Tarta de Whiskey a drunk Spanish Hooker?? So, grannie is there after all? And she is so famous that a dessert, drinking song, or tipple has been named for her!! I always knew you had a stern backbone to quaff Rioja, though it now explains your taste in photojournalism all too well ;-)

[Neets]

My virgin eyes were glazing over when I saw the more than half neked pic she sent me....and where he had his hands...well!!!!! She should be ashamed of herself. And the Cap'n should not give her any shoes.

[palo verde]

hi loddy
guess what? a beautful red cardinal was at tree out my window this mornin'
thanks for pic of cardinal and bird link
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

All those years you spent in the "Company" haven't got for naught, when you can tell us of secret messages hiding in cloud formations.

Indeed they have not habs, I learnt to make Origami known to the cognoscenti
as brothel birds to delight and elicit intelligence of the ladies of the Yoshiwara.

Of course the balancing of coins with forks was for the occidental birds of
paradise - but the principle is the same.

Alas those were in happier times when the government provided the geld for my
investigations and education.

The link of course is not for you habs, but our dear nun palo who is not
acquainted with the floating world.

[grannie9]

Well, well, well... where do I start?

I am astounded at the vitriol of my fellow posters.. (not you Mom) I have a reputation here to support. I am very well thought of in certain circles..

My letter was not porn Neets, only interesting.. Besides I am trying to keep your mind on the more important things in life.

Habs, I don't consider myself an "S." I may be extremely playful, but that word really applies to the other younger wimmin on this thread.. How could a woman my age be an "S" I ask you.. Never.... Think of me more as a woman of the world..donchano..

AC...I am coming to you dear soul...blackguard of my heart.. Master in general.. This is from the heart of this poor unwilling waif... If you don't buy me some new unmentionalbles and a pair of shoes..I will tell all about those two lesbian twins of yours. The ones Palo keeps mentioning. The ones you want to hide in that closet of yours along with your tools of the trade..

Shoes Capt'n.. new undies Capt'n..or things could get very hairy around this dump...!!!

Put that in your Benedicted Albarinio and suk it down... ;(

Just call me Scoop Hab-it-ual....

[habs4ever]

I know you are well regarded, and hundreds of sailors worldwide can attest, in the circles they frequent ;-)

[grannie9]

LOL.. be careful Habster.. you have closets too...and they're not all filled with salad spinners.. ;)

Please, don't leave out the Marines and Flyboys... tisk tisk...

[acnielsen guy]

And the Cap'n should not give her any shoes

Thank you Neets - she shall certainly not be shod anytime soon. But so that I
may know the actual extent of her depravity - perhaps the pictures of nekkid
ladies could be forwarded in a plain brown paper package so as not to attract
suspicion.

10 x 8 would be a good size for my investigation of her predilections.

[lodwick]

[lodwick]