Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 020

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 020

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 22,729

[grannie9]

Brent.. I got Satin Dreams and waiting for ?.. what was it, someday?.

I got them both..

[grannie9]

Here's some Flocks for you Palo...

[Darksheare]

Waiting on Someday to Drown.
How well did they come out? AOHe!! zipped them on me. (AOL doesn't like to do multiple attachments, it seems....)

Did Stakeout come through as well?

[palo verde]

I love it I love it I love it
thank you chickie
what pretty pink flowers
smoooch

[grannie9]

Just unzipped them.. I doubt if I can post Satin Dreams.. lol

[andysandmikesmom]

I see...whackking balls with a paddle can apply to ping pong, and also to lovemaking...very interesting...

[grannie9]

I wish you'd leave Mom alone.. She's a nice woman.. Now your making her sex-driven..

[Darksheare]

Satin Dreams will have to be viewed via link.....

[Darksheare]

Hey.. I'm just that kind of guy....

Just ask Mrs.Sheare...)

(Yes, I am married.. Think I told Oneida about that........... ??? My brain hurts.)

[andysandmikesmom]

How was Princess Lulus walkie today?....did she find anything or anyone of interest?

Has Bill succeeded in drying out the Everest book? If not, you may wind up with that book, permanently....

BigDom is taking his shower, Dizzy is sound asleep on our bedroom bed, and I am sitting here, trying to organize all my ebay purchases, so that I send the right money order off to the right person...ordered a lot of stuff, and its really a hassle keeping everything organized...Help, I need a secretary...

[grannie9]

ok.. but If I get thrown off, you're a dead alien...

[grannie9]

I'll try to get back to them when I'm off the phone or thru dinner.. ;) Whichever comes first.. lol

[Darksheare]

But I'm already dead!
Or at least, I have the blood pressure of a corpse...

[andysandmikesmom]

In my younger days, while working at Monkey Wards, there was this woman who was so funny, and she had some great one-liners about sex....

When referring to the gentlemens equipment, she always asked with a smirk on her face "How can anything so ugly, feel so good"....When she said that, especially on a Monday morning, we always knew what she had been doing over the weekend...

She had this old man for a neighbor...now he was probably in his 70s and he had a wife, but sex between this old man and his wife had long ago ceased, as she had some sort of back surgery, and her back never properly healed...anyway, that is what she said...

Anyway, even in their younger days, this old man had a girlfriend...now we all lived in the Chicago area, which is northern Illinois, but his girlfriend lived in southern Illinois...he would see her a few times a year, when he had to go down to southern Illinois on business...they both seemed happy with this arrangement, and the wife either did not know about it, or knew, but let it slide...

Long after the man retired, and since his wife cut him off from sex, he still would go down to southern Illinois a few times a year...told his wife, that altho retired, he still acted as a part time consultant for the firm....

So now, hes in his 70s and having a hard time getting an erection....this was of course, before the days of Viagra...but apparently there was some sort of shot, which the old man got the day before he set out on his trip to southern Illinois, for a romantical few days with his old girlfriend...my friend from work, said, she always knew when he was going out of town for some love, because he would come back from the doc, all peppy and grinning...I suppose the doc gave him some sort of Vitamin shot, or some primitive type of Viagra....

My friend from work, tho, used to say, "Ah, I dont care what the doc gave him, when a man gets that old, its still like trying to slip a marshmallow into a gumball slot"

[grannie9]

ROFLMAO.. Ohhh.. you might catch hell for that one.. lol lol lol..

[grannie9]

Better than having no blood pressure at all..

[Darksheare]

They still have that shot.. The guy has to be able to stand getting poked in the equipment with a needle.

*Not I said this little grey ghost!*

[Darksheare]

Well, Nurses seem to suck their faces in when taking my blood pressure.. then I get told, "70 (or 80) over 50 is too low!!"
Then they take my temp... 97.1 steady.
I love it when the docs get buggy over my stats..

[andysandmikesmom]

Dark....now thats what I would call an oucheeeee...

Gran...I know I will catch it, but those were such good one-liners...and I knew they would be appeciated here...

[palo verde]

rofl andsymom your post made me giggle
I just bought 8 pairs of navajo earrings in 11 minutes (on way home from pool)
I am wearing new earrings now (I put them on in car)
I love them, they make me so happy
walk with princess Lulu was weird this morning cause after the storm makes tucson seem like underwater
she took me round a building, which turned out to be psychotherapy institute
everyone was arriving for their appointment
they looked so upset
I love you
Palo

Lulu went up and kissed one of the gals waiting for her appointment
she looked like she had not smiled in a month
but petting and kissing Lulu made her happy again