Posted on 07/26/2002 11:24:55 AM PDT by Dengar01
Timing Suspicious On Mysterious Suburban Crop Circles
Could Eerie Mystery Have To Do With Movie Release?
Is it a case of mysterious crop circles -- or an elaborate movie hoax?
A soybean farmer in Naperville said the broken, concentric rings that appeared in a field off Diehl Road left him scratching his head.
"Have you ever heard of something so crazy?" Steve Berning said. "Unbelievable."
Berning said the circles appeared last weekend and damaged more than 10 percent of his 8-acre field.
The circles do resemble similar ones seen in England, but in this case, the timing of their appearance in the western suburb is a bit suspicious.
Two weeks from now, "Signs" hits the big screen. The movie starring Mel Gibson involves -- you guessed it -- mysterious crop circles.
William Leone, an investigator with the Mutual UFO Network, said soil analysis could determine whether the circles have human or extraterrestrial origins.
But Illinois Farm Bureau spokesman Dennis Vercler scoffed at that idea.
"Since I don't believe in UFOs -- at least not soybean-destroying UFOs -- I have to assume whoever did this did it intentionally as a malicious prank," Vercler said.
Meanwhile, Berning doesn't seem overly upset about the circles.
"There's some damage, which upsets me," Berning said. "But I'm more curious than anything. I"ll always be asking questions."
It stands to reason that if the field is observable from Stonehenge, it can be seen even better from the road..
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That's the most intelligent post I've ever seen from you. There might be hope for you yet...
I've been trying to find one online, but have been a bit busy with more important things. If you find one, do let us in on it...
Now if that were a biker circle, the words "Show Me Your" would procede the word currently there... :)
Because the TRUTH IS OUT THERE, whether you or anybody else likes it...
Do you have any clue at all as to what Sacred Geometry is?
What's that? That we're all being played for boobs by one invincibly ignorant medved-wannnabe? Or an interchangeable hypester for the movie about to flop?
that's 'cuz Chicago is, what, 6 hrs behind England?
Maybe you should ask discostu to post it, if he or she knows how to do that sort of thing....
I guess you've just reverted back to your true self...
The motion of the objects is EXTREMELY smooth and fluid. IF it is a hoax, it's about the best ever. And as I've said earlier, it's quite strange that there is no mention of it in the media or on the net...
Not at all. It's the math and science of the ancients, and if you are seriously curious as to its nature, click below..
SACRED GEOMETRY -- WHAT IS IT?
Now, one of the MOST important postulates concerning this is the Golden Mean. Have you ever heard of that?
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