Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 016

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 016

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[Neets]

ROTLFMAO...You haven't lost your sense of Humor since i have been gone I see!! I am still at my sisters house..I am leaving to go back to NY in about 2 hrs....I see YOU missed me while I was gone....hehehehehe

[grannie9]

http://www.atlanticnews.com/sand/

Here's a link to the sand sculpter contest this las weekend at the beach... The final pics are not that clear.. Have to buy that newsguy a new camera.. lol

[grannie9]

Woooo Hooooo.. you're on your way home.. Gooooody.. We've missed you... Not enough sluts around here with you gone.. Can't wait to hear about all the fun...

[grannie9]

Why didn't my url make a link? Grrrrrr...

[lodwick]

Morning everyone - what a great sun porch story. Thanks a bunch. ;-)

[lodwick]

Good morning and thanks for the JW link.
Amazing how freepers can turn on each
other so quickly.

It discourages me. But if you notice,
very few of those people showed up when
we were raising $$ to help keep FR alive.

[lodwick]

Great link today Captain. Lottsa goodies there - thank you!

Cereal killer? You're starting early today Gran. LOL thanks.

[Kathleen]

Good morning! This is such an educational thread. Where else could I learn about ancient bronze dildoes? ;)

Our flowers beautiful today, Captain. Thank you.

[Kathleen]

...our flowers are beautiful is what I meant.

Yikes.

[acnielsen guy]

Voyeur gets women to bare breasts for satellite
(Filed: 28/06/2002)

Four women have contacted police after being persuaded to stand topless in
their windows or balconies so that a satellite could give them a mammogram.

The women, aged between 19 and 45, living in the Algarve, southern Portugal,
were all contacted by telephone by a woman claiming to be a doctor.

She told them that a revolutionary method had been developed of conducting
breast examinations by satellite.

They were told that the consultation would be free if they followed instructions
by stripping to the waist and standing in view of the satellite.

One woman was so trusting that she took off all her clothes for the
"examination".

Later, the women were telephoned with the alleged results of the examinations.
The woman claiming to be a doctor then told them of her sexual desires in graphic detail.

[lodwick]

Y'all have a great 4th.

[andysandmikesmom]

Gran...thats a great joke...fine way to start my day...

[andysandmikesmom]

We have all missed you while you were gone...we want details of the family reunion, but more especially, we want details of the romantical encounter...

[andysandmikesmom]

Indeed, what a way to start the day...an article about ancient dildoes found in China...it was interesting, to note, that they say because the dildoes were made from a mold, that evidentally, there were 'dildo expert artisans'...now thats quite a job description...

Westy, glad to see that Steve Fosset was successful this time...

[lodwick]

Morning Mom. The following is posted for y'all's thoughts. I had never heard this ANYWHERE before.

A rather fantastic love meeting between Brigitte Bardot and Marilyn Monroe is described in Bardot's memoirs. Marilyn and Brigitte met each other at a party that was held for the English Queen in 1952. Brigitte says in her book that it took Marilyn 30 seconds to seduce her, when they met each other in the restroom. Brigitte writes: "Marilyn was a extremely beautiful blonde wearing a golden dress that was low-necked almost down to her ankles. She looked so fresh and natural like she'd just got up from the bed. You wanted to kiss her right away!" The two of the them made love that night but the affair didn't lead to anything more.

Anyone know about this?

[andysandmikesmom]

I also have never, ever heard of this story...I know this says, that its taken from Bardots memoirs...never having read those memoirs, dont know if this is even true...

Unfortunately, with the internet, these urban legend stories, make the rounds, and soon are accepted as factual truth...So first off, I have to wonder if this story is really true...

I never found Marilyn Monroe to be beautiful, tho she was sexy...I always thought Brigette Bardot, was extemely beautiful, and very sexy....

If this did occur in 1952, my goodness, that was 50yrs ago...I am wondering how old these ladies were in 1952...I mean, if this happened in 1952, I am assuming that these ladies were at least 20yrs old at the time...that would make them to be at least 70yrs old now...is that possible? I mean, I know MM is dead, but would she be at least 70 if she was still alive...and is BB in her 70s...for some reason, that does not sound right to me...

[andysandmikesmom]

Well, I just did my own little search...MM was born in 1926, so she would have been 26 at the time of this incident, and had she lived, she would be 76 today...and BB was born in 1935, ,so she would have been 18 at the time of this incident, and she is now 68....

Funny, for some reason or another, I just did not think that these two ladies, are/would have been this aged...

I guess I just do not think of either one of them as being these respective ages, because somehow in my mind, I still see them as the sex symbols that they were, and for whatever reason, I have not let them age, in either my memory or my mind....

[andysandmikesmom]

And where is Miss Palo this morning? She must be helping Bill, to paint their kitchen, either brick red, to resemble an oven or a kiln, or brown to resemble a cave...

Or perhaps the Palo has convinced Bill to take her to the paint store, and buy a color she would like...

[lodwick]

I'm finding the same info. One source claims Bridgette was born in 1934 though...that would be better if the story is in fact true. Or a better ledgend, if not.

We need a pv sighting today - did she say anything last evening about a change in the Kiln?

[palo verde]

I had no dial tone this morning so could not get on internet
since bill is technician he checked all the wiring
I thought maybe I was disconnected cause my phone bill was late (it was due 4 days ago)
I waited for my neighbor to wake up to use her phone
Lady at Q-West said an order to disconnect my phone on July 2nd was put in by me
I said I did no such thing
the disconnect order did not have my name on it, but said ''mrs'' and ''spouse'' on it
at first she said I will have to order new sevice, and cannot have phone till July 8th
but then she checked and discovered the dial tone was shut off, but disconnect order had not finished being processed
so she was able to give me dial tone again
Since no one would be that malicious against me, I think it was snafu
but it all worked out happily
Love, Palo