Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 016

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[lodwick]

;-) Thanks for my previous life info.

As you know, Dell computer's headquarters are
here in Austin. The Dell's bought acreage near
our home to build a fine new Jewish Community
Center to thank God for their blessings financially.

Since this has been completed, lottsa Jews are buying
homes in our neighborhood so they can go to the center,
and do whatever it is they do there. (I know its open to
everyone, I've just not gone there yet.)

Anyhow, the nearby grocery has started up a kosher section
of the store to help all their new customers, so I should be able to find my cocktail crackers real easily.

Thanks for the tip.

[christine]

and flirted shamelessly with don-o (your fiance')!

you're busted! ;)

[christine]

You are a Slippery, Slimey, Sleazy, Sneaky Slut..


and you would know one when you see one. hehehe..

[lodwick]

Fried Shrimp, anyone?

[christine]

LOL!! you wicked thing. that must be my problem. i was married at 18 myself....never had a chance to sow any wild oats. ;)

[christine]

uh huh, yes, i'll take some of those, jimmy :)

gotta go out in the rain and feed the two little feral kitties. be back in a little bit...

[andysandmikesmom]

I see she has her little dress on...quite a feminine little lady...she will break hearts, I am sure...I have actually downloaded that pic for my own computer viewing ...God knows, if ever I will have grandchildren....so I must get my 'baby' fix, by viewing others babies...I so appreciate those pics of little Chloe...she is a little doll, and I am sure, she is the apple of her parents, and her grans eye...

[andysandmikesmom]

Ah, I am finally done with all my chores...put all the groceries away, watered my new mums, played with Dizzy and fed him his snacks...cooked a nice breakfast for the hubby, cooked tonites dinner, so I dont have to fool with it later, cooked tomorrows dinner in advance, so I wont have to fool with that tomorrow, washed two loads of wash, and dried them and folded everything up...Whew!!!Thats it, I am done for the day...

Now its time to drink...

Grans gone, fixing lobsters, Palo is enjoying her swim, Christine is out back feeding critters...And Neets is out, having a romantical weekend, with a family reunion thrown in...

We are a busy little group, arent we?

[grannie9]

Lobster dinner is all eaten and cleaned up.. Yum it was good.. Now I won't crave it for the fourth.. (I'll crave steamers instead,lol)

Mom, you are always in the kitchen cooking, buying food and cooking again.. I lived that life for sooo long.. My kids used to say that I was the Mother who ate Star Market.. What a lie that was.. I was the Mother that lived in Star Market..they ate it. Now I shop when I feel like it and send the hub with a note when I don't.. Of course I don't get any goodies when I send him with a note. He has tunnel vision and only, only gets what's on the list. So I have to go sometimes just to get goodies for the grandkids..

Ohhh.. it's late enough that I can go to bed now without getting put in jail.. What a wonderful thing. I got four hours sleep last night and I'm fading fast after eating..

[grannie9]

Yep... it's not a good thing.. We needed some of Palo's scrambled eggs.. ;)

[andysandmikesmom]

Yummy...Lobsters...and steamers...I love to mix steamer clams and mussels...they are just tooo yummy....

Yes, it does seem I am so often stuck in the kitchen..some day it will lessen...I have hopes for that...

I agree tho about picking up the extra goodies, aside from the necessities, that I must pick up...whenever I make up my list, I always know it will be anywhere from 10-50 dollars over what I figured, because, of course, one cant help but bring home extra goodies, that they had not figured on....

Do try to get some good sleep tonite...again, I sure do love that little imp Chloe...shes quite the little doll...

[grannie9]

Good night Mom.. I'm going to cash in my chips.. It's been a looooong day.. See you all tomorrow.. Enjoy the rest of your evening...

[Darksheare]

Well... it does prove that you can rape the willing.....

There is a variation of this here in the states. There is a woman who targets mainly truckers, she gets in the cab and either takes them to a motel or just sticks in the cab, gets them a drink and starts her thing... pretty soon his mind is on pluto and her hand is in his wallet. Seems that there are some vicious femms out there.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to all the people I used to bebother in chat.. Like Christas, Pepperpot, Fizzgig, Bomb (The Bomb), McMary, and the rest. After Tori chat got shut down, I know that most of everybody else went to a fan chat site. But that site also got shut down. *Shrugs* Rule 22a of the universe reads that Darksheare can never win.

The pile of debris was smoking slightly in the stillness of teh dark. A faint groan sifted through the pile into the night air as someone crawled out from underneath the wreck. Ceiling tile and mattress chunks covered the man from head to toe in dust and foam bits as he coughed in the face of a... frog? He hoped it was a frog. Darned ugly one too, and unnerving with the way it stared at him. Weren't frogs supposed to be high strung and hop away at the slightest hint of possible danger? His mind complained that he was denying something. Painfully, he dragged himself over to a log and examined himself. remarkably, the only thing hurt was his head. He felt as if he'd been squeezed in a vise. Something gloomped at his feet. Opening one eye, he looked at the frog as it tried to stuff a fuzzy worm into it's wide mouth. Gross. He shivered in the cool air, then looked around.

"How did I get here?" It finally dawned on him that he wasn't in his room anymore.

Tears on the sleeve of a man, don't wanna be a boy today... -Tori Amos, Pretty Good Year.

[Darksheare]

Will they be hallucinogenic too?
"No." (tapping foot, shirt open)
"Darn. Can I at least be zapped with the Atropine so I can have my heart beat really really really fast?"
"No" (Impatiently, shirt still open)
"Can I then get zapped with the stun gun? Please, please, please?"
"Just pass out already!" (Grabs him in a Headlock, forcible action. camera zooms outward, fade to black. /end.)

Okay, a side trip into the dark corners of my mind... Ooooh cobwebs.

[Darksheare]

Thanks. Those should be fangs, though. Along with a healthy fear of certain objects and times of day.. wait....

[palo verde]

you are so funny loddy you crack me up
Love, Palo

[lodwick]

Good grief - 18? That's not right.

Thanks for the Cardinal act of mercy to the kitties.

PV - that's catlic talk for doin good. Laters guys.

[palo verde]

and flirted shamelessly with don-o (your fiance')!

don-o jilted me on thon
you are cold cold woman christine
to remind me of this unpleasant experience :)

[palo verde]

tsk tsk tsk loddy
shrimp are not kosher

[palo verde]

that is beautiful rosebuds and ivory dress chloe is wearing
and matching panties
let us hope this won't be last time we see her in a dress
she gets my vote for baby of the year award
she is honey bunny
Love, Palo