Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 011

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[christine]

yep, that's it. you put water in the glass bottle at the bottom. fofl....

[Darksheare]

*shaking the cobwebs out*

I opened my eyes after falling through reality. The world twisted and snapped as it fell away from me. My arms were held fast against my sides, and I could not scream. Then I experienced a most terrifying confusion of the senses that I am not able to describe.
It seemed like days before I regained consciousness. At first, everything seemed normal to the eye. But the more I explored, the more I realized that this world was a dark mirror of our own. As I enter this in my journal, it is the thiteenth day of my imprisonment.

I will state what I can in my further entries. The creatures I have found are fascinating.

[christine]

wow! i have heard of people doing bacon and peanut butter before, but not blt and pb! heart attack sandwich, huh? :)

[christine]

huh? are you perimenopausal too? ;) ;)

[andysandmikesmom]

I learned that trick from my dads mom...she also ate her pancakes with catsup on them...now that I could not stand

But me and my grammie loved nothing better than a BLT with a hard fried egg, and peanut butter, followed by a piece of pie, a cup of coffee, and a cig

Now thems good eats...

[palo verde]

rofl my hubby is food nazi too
likes everything done the right way
he screams at what I eat also
altho I have to admit his food tastes better than mine
some of what I eat is weird

[andysandmikesmom]

Food nazi husbands...and basset hounds...we must be soul sisters...

[Darksheare]

Nope, I'm a guy. I get.. we aren't going there.

[palo verde]

back before I was with Bill I had friend who was student of anthropology at Columbia U
we both worked for same anthropologist at Museum of Natural History
he took us all out for dinner one night
but before we left I smoked pot at her house with her
she put pot in water pipe
I really enjoyed the water pipe (hookah)
you made a good discovery chrissie
it's a neat way to smoke

[palo verde]

Hi Darksheare
welcome back
we miss you when you're not around
your writing has gotten so much better
it has clarity and simplicity it didn't have at first
this piece is swell
love, palo

[lodwick]

Wow - get yourself back here, and come on over. Let's see and use this hooka! Please don't let the airport puds get your gear. Pam said that once more, she was pulled over, wanded, shoes off, call for the female idiot to feel her up, etc. UUhh, surprise - no bombs. I'm shocked.

And the fed idiots said today that the pilots could NOT carry arms. Those jackasses! Have a superior type trip. Come home safely.

[Kathleen]

Chrissy, omg.....omg...I just fell out of my chair laughing. rotfl rotfl

I look forward to reading the next chapter of the story. I am mesmerized. :)

[palo verde]

chrissie what is perimenopausal
it wasn't included in westy's sex ed course
all he covered was penis, vagina, and G spot

[andysandmikesmom]

Say Palo...do you ever make matzo brie...my Jewish girlfriend in Chicago, made me some matzo brie one time, when I slept over at her house...it was delicious

Its egg and onion matzo crackers, soaked in warm water till they puff up, then you drain the water, and mix in a few beaten eggs....then take several spoonsful, and make several cakes...fry them up till they are crispy and brown on the outside...can eat them with butter, or a little sour cream, or applesauce on the side...they are great for breakfast, or as a side dish for lunch and dinner, or great as a filling snack...the biggest trick of all, is to be able to buy Egg and Onion Matzos...

When we lived in North Carolina, the stores down there had never heard of Egg and Onion matzo crackers, and my relatives and friends from back in Chicago used to send me those crackers through the mail...or if they came visiting and had room in their suitcases, they brought me those crackers as a present...

Here, in Western Wasington where we are at now, there is only one store in our area, which carries the Egg and Onion Matzos...

[palo verde]

my grandma made them with regular matzos
seems like she put sugar and jam on top
so I guess all ways are good
it is my favorite thing in whole world

[lodwick]

Hey Darks - so very good to see you! Keep sucking the pipe and please keep writing. It's good stuff that you bring us. JL

[lodwick]

huh? are you perimenopausal too? ;) ;)

Please come over and clean this monitor before you leave town!You have the address you know.

[christine]

i knew you were. i was jus' teasin' ya! ;)

i just had a pb and honey sandwich (the power of suggestion)! hehe...

[palo verde]

loddy, you think airport security will give chrissie hard time bout her hooka?
I don't think so, they are preoccupied by other stuff now
chrissie, explain it is for your son to smoke non-nicotine tobacco
you can say you didn't know it was a hooka
tell them you are a health nut

[christine]

i will if you'll make me some shrimp and sauce, a spinach salad, a roast beef samich, a grilled cheese....