Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 007

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THREAD 007

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[habs4ever]

You finished with the cucumbers already??

[grannie9]

Si, Si Senor.. Ate all the little tender ones.. lol Saved the one with all the warts that looks bad... No one would want that one.. Al isn't too good picking out likely cukes yet.. He'll learn by the end of this summer...;)

[grannie9]

Oh Mom.. stuff it.. You're trip sounded like absolute bliss, and I'm jealous as all hell.. Next time.. I'm going with you...;)

[andysandmikesmom]

Grannie, grannie...now come on up this way, and we will show you a fun time, full of booze, foods, and fun...we always love having visitors, and showing them around, and forcing them to eat and drink well...

Habs..that 'Crabfest' special on Sunday nites sure was popular...all around the resturant you could hear the sound of 'crack, crack', as folks were greedily cracking their crabs...and you could have has as much to eat as you liked...and then at the end of the meal, when done with your crab, they brought out hot moist linen towels, in wine glasses, so you could wash up your hands and face after all that crab cracking and crab eating...it was heaven...

[lodwick]

Excellent report & excellent trip. Rest well! You've earned it. ;-)

[grannie9]

You don't have to force me to eat and drink Mom.. It has always come natural to me... lol

We are taking my daughter out.. maybe tomorrow night for Alaskan King Crab.. It's one of our favorite meals down here.. I also love the snow crab, but it's a lot more work.. ;)

[grannie9]

Loddy, thanks for the report of the wedding and pics.. I watched the video of the beach house.. Very nice.. I'm glad everyone had a good time..

Neets.. you claim to have told all about your weekend.. Did I miss something? I haven't seen anything about your weekend.. Did you tell on another thread? Bad girl..

[andysandmikesmom]

Thanks...after all that fun, I am going to sleep really well tonite...

[Neets]

No dear..not to worry...I didn't reveal all the lewd and lacivious goings on in DC...too many habber blabbers here...and you know who I am talking about...LOL...HABBER blabbers...LOL.

[andysandmikesmom]

I just love crab...any kind...its just soooo yummy....hope you and your gang get to have some wonderful crab out on your dinner...sometimes cracking all that crab can be messy...particles of crab shell flying around, hitting me in the hair...ah, but all the diners, were smiling, never no mind flying crab shells...just part of the fun...

[grannie9]

Mom.. you don't ever want to see me eat New England lobsters.. It's scary... Nothing left but shells and lungs... lol

Just two weeks to go and I'll be having a meal of them again..... My husband is looking forward to Lobster Stew..

[lodwick]

An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.

He says to the bartender: "Me want beer!"

The bartender says: "Sure Chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall draft beer and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then he walks out.

Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the bar and says to the bartender: "Me want beer."

The bartender says: "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were in here. What was that all about, anyway?

"The Indian says, "Me in training for job as State employee; drink beer, shoot the shit, disappear for a few days."

[grannie9]

Ohhhh.. I certainly do... Can't blame you one bit.. Besides he just called me the Grannie with the hairy chin today.. I don't think I need to put up with that kind of crap, do you?

[habs4ever]

That's a riot!! Great joke!! LOL

[grannie9]

LOL.. that's a good one.. Just read it to the fam...

[Neets]

Well, I wouldn't stand for it that's for sure...and I cointenly would let him know...that I'm glad I am not a lost in the woods Canadian with a hairy ass...........HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grannie9]

How do you know that?

[habs4ever]

Nite nite all...its bath time!!You know what that means, right Neets??LOL...plus, my dentures need an extra long soaking tonight, so better start now.And Grannie, use tweezers on that chiny chin chin, ok?? Enjoy your shellfish blowouts and we'll meet again tomorrow ;-)Palo, have fun at Court if I don't get a chance to wish you well before and remember, LuLu is good collateral for bail, just in case ;-)Toodles...

[grannie9]

Habs.. my friend "buy" is back.. lol I must know him... Hope he doesn't know me.. (too well, I mean)

[Neets]

I won't tell how I know Grannie,,I just know..

...WOW Habs..must me some kinda week,,it's only monday and Bubbles is there already???????????? WOWSER.