[grannie9]

Mom.. you don't ever want to see me eat New England lobsters.. It's scary... Nothing left but shells and lungs... lol

Just two weeks to go and I'll be having a meal of them again..... My husband is looking forward to Lobster Stew..

[lodwick]

An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.

He says to the bartender: "Me want beer!"

The bartender says: "Sure Chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall draft beer and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then he walks out.

Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the bar and says to the bartender: "Me want beer."

The bartender says: "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were in here. What was that all about, anyway?

"The Indian says, "Me in training for job as State employee; drink beer, shoot the shit, disappear for a few days."

[andysandmikesmom]

Grannie, you are so funny....all this crab talk, is making me want crab all over again....Now I am just plain greedy...but that crab is just so tasty...lobster is great as well..that lobster stew sounds just wonderful....