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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 006
News Center (Online) ^ | 01/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 04/13/2002 1:25:25 AM PDT by acnielsen guy

THREAD 006






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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; ufopets
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To: palo verde
Good morning palo... I am watching them now while I sip my coffee and FReep around... I can't promise to be johnnyonthespot today because I have to work. I was hoping when I woke up my wealthy soul-man would be laying there next to me and I could look for flight instructor jobs to entertain me... But all I found was a big spotted dog.
381 posted on 04/15/2002 7:58:27 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: westmex
Well, Westy, you have outdone yourself, with the story of that guy breaking wind during surgery, and setting his genitals on fire...I know it was a deadly serious event, but Lord, I cant help laughing myself silly over that one...
382 posted on 04/15/2002 8:56:28 AM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: Y'all
Just checking in again.. You guys are so damned funny..

I am still working on CD's for my dear friend. Making the covers for the Jewelcases now.. Almost finished...but knowing me, I'll keep downloading more... lol See you soon..

383 posted on 04/15/2002 9:02:32 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: HairOfTheDog; palo verde; grannie9; westmex; All
Good morning all...another grey day here in the Pacific Northwest, but no rain right at the moment...

Palo, how was Bills trip? Did Happy sleep better last night having his 'dad' home with him? What is the famous LuLu doing? Do you feel better with Bill home? Enquirying minds want to know...

384 posted on 04/15/2002 9:06:05 AM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: palo verde
I forgot

Wait.....I'm marking this as a historic moment. You have a memory we all respect and admire, and try to copy but can't!!

I went to the dentist this morning and, after your scary visit, I was prepared for the worst. Xrays, inspection and cleaning - and I didn't owe a cent. I stood stunned, (and left quietly). Evidently, the profession is being funded by YOUR experience. Ya think??

385 posted on 04/15/2002 10:06:33 AM PDT by okimhere
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To: okimhere
The eagle's out of the nest and looking carefully at the eggs - is that a break in the furthest egg? Is an eaglette trying to hatch?
386 posted on 04/15/2002 10:16:41 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Damm. Eggs are covered again. Rats.
387 posted on 04/15/2002 10:18:08 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: okimhere
hi sweetie
just got off phone with bank lady
I was curious to know why bank helped themself to $500 from my account to cover all my bounced checks
when it turned out they didn't cover them, sent them all back
turned out lady who said we covered them all for you was in error
they didn't cover any of them
the lady today said we took $200 from your account to pay for bouncing your checks
she said the other 300 was to cover debit card withdrawals
seems mystery is cleared up
and I just have to face the bouncy checks all over again
quelle saga
Love, Palo

I'm overjoyed 'bout your good news at dentist
hope it brings me luck when I show up there tomorrow afternoon for root canal :)
388 posted on 04/15/2002 10:34:34 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde; lodwick
It's scary how careless the bank is with YOUR money. Makes me think it's safer to store money under the mattress -- except that my change would stick to the magnets (heehee).
389 posted on 04/15/2002 10:45:52 AM PDT by okimhere
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To: andysandmikesmom
hi andysmom
Bill says it is very beautiful there (the countryside)
the cave is unique
long crystals hang down everywhere
no other cave has that
however it was relentless crawling thru tiny crawl spaces
his digital watch fell out of his pocket
(it's a junky one he found in wash)
but everyday it goes off at 2PM
cave closes for season today
because the bats return from Mexico now to live in it
and all people have to be out of cave when bats return, so they won't be disturbed
however now every day at 2PM the bats will be pinged
as watch gets carried away beeping
I have to say it is nice having Bill back home
we all relaxed when he returned
of course Happy is in ecstacy to have his daddy back
and the two fellows just returned from lovely walk on cool soft grass in Park
Love, Palo
390 posted on 04/15/2002 10:48:00 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: okimhere; lodwick
you and loddy sure love your magnetic beds
you kids are so new age
391 posted on 04/15/2002 10:49:44 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: lodwick
we were told due date for eaglets is April 25th
if they hatch early I will consider it an omen
due date for mass awakening is winter solstice 2011
lol I want it to arrive early
392 posted on 04/15/2002 10:52:53 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
My Weatherbug just told me it's 56* here in the high desert (and windier than Chicago ever thought of being) and it's 81* in Chicago. How's THAT for a switcheroo from last week??? Yeah, love these new-age techs - LOL.

I have to chuckle at the bats and their new watch pinging them.

393 posted on 04/15/2002 10:56:10 AM PDT by okimhere
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To: HairOfTheDog
I was hoping when I woke up my wealthy soul-man would be laying there next to me and I could look for flight instructor jobs to entertain me... But all I found was a big spotted dog.

LOL
a big spotted dog is nice too
we don't know your soul man will be wealthy, just that he will be honeybun
the wealth may come from nother source
so you and your honeybun enjoy it
I suggest you get kingsize bed, for two of you and 3 dogs
Love, Palo
394 posted on 04/15/2002 11:00:53 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: okimhere
look how keen hairofthedog is on marriage
she looks forward to bein' flight instructor again
don't you think you should see marriage as flooded with opportunity for you too
you may wind up flight instructor also
395 posted on 04/15/2002 11:05:31 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
don't you think you should see marriage as flooded with opportunity for you too

Well.............errrr.............ummmm.....maybe after 2012, ok??? LOL.

396 posted on 04/15/2002 11:11:01 AM PDT by okimhere
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To: okimhere
oki it's hot and windy here
put in my zipcode 85711
what do they say my temp is
(I'm guessin' 83 degrees)
I meant to install the program
but have to find the link to it
thanks oki, you're a peach
right now I'm lookin' forward to cooler weather
it got too warm too fast
397 posted on 04/15/2002 11:12:02 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: okimhere
rofl you are so funny
okie dokie wait till mass awakening
it might come early
398 posted on 04/15/2002 11:13:55 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
81* with gusty winds 21 to 32 MPH.
399 posted on 04/15/2002 11:15:23 AM PDT by okimhere
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To: hairofthedog
hairofthedog, Happy just crawled under desk with me
for first time ever
your posts bout your dogs inspired him
lol Lulu is sleeping like fat slug
she looks so cute when she stretches out her short fat legs
400 posted on 04/15/2002 11:19:27 AM PDT by palo verde
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