Thats too bad about Bill losing his watch...but the story you tell of its going off everyday at 2pm is funny...those bats will wonder what in the world is going on, in their cave...perhaps they will get together and get rid of it...
When my son returned for his year long around the world trip, he had this watch that he had bought in Singapore...just a cheapy watch, but he bought it because you can set it to have this lady come on and tell you the time...I am not sure what language she is speaking in, but its some sort of Asian language....
Anyway the son bought it just for a curiosity and to use while in Singapore...so when he came back to USA, he gave it to me, because I enjoyed hearing the lady come on and announce the time...
Only problem, now is, somehow the watch got set to where the lady comes on every single hour and announces the time...my son showed me how to keep her quiet, but I cant get it to work, where she is silenced...so I gave up and put the watch in the back spare bedroom...but it seems no matter when I go back there, she is announcing the time...and I hate to ask the son again, how to silence her, as he will think my brains have gone to mush, as he has already shown me twice what to do...so for now we have the Asian lady time announcer in our house...