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Posted on 04/13/2002 1:25:25 AM PDT by acnielsen guy
 THREAD 006
 
  
  
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; ufopets
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To: palo verde
    Good morning palo... I am watching them now while I sip my coffee and FReep around... I can't promise to be johnnyonthespot today because I have to work. I was hoping when I woke up my wealthy soul-man would be laying there next to me and I could look for flight instructor jobs to entertain me... But all I found was a big spotted dog.
To: westmex
    Well, Westy, you have outdone yourself, with the story of that guy breaking wind during surgery, and setting his genitals on fire...I know it was a deadly serious event, but Lord, I cant help laughing myself silly over that one...
To: Y'all
    Just checking in again.. You guys are so damned funny.. 
I am still working on CD's for my dear friend. Making the covers for the Jewelcases now.. Almost finished...but knowing me, I'll keep downloading more... lol See you soon..
To: HairOfTheDog; palo verde; grannie9; westmex; All
    Good morning all...another grey day here in the Pacific Northwest, but no rain right at the moment...
Palo, how was Bills trip? Did Happy sleep better last night having his 'dad' home with him? What is the famous LuLu doing? Do you feel better with Bill home? Enquirying minds want to know...
To: palo verde
    I forgot Wait.....I'm marking this as a historic moment. You have a memory we all respect and admire, and try to copy but can't!! 
I went to the dentist this morning and, after your scary visit, I was prepared for the worst. Xrays, inspection and cleaning - and I didn't owe a cent. I stood stunned, (and left quietly). Evidently, the profession is being funded by YOUR experience. Ya think??
 
To: okimhere
    The eagle's out of the nest and looking carefully at the eggs - is that a break in the furthest egg? Is an eaglette trying to hatch?
386
posted on 
04/15/2002 10:16:41 AM PDT
by 
lodwick
 
To: lodwick
    Damm. Eggs are covered again. Rats.
387
posted on 
04/15/2002 10:18:08 AM PDT
by 
lodwick
 
To: okimhere
    hi sweetie 
 just got off phone with bank lady 
 I was curious to know why bank helped themself to $500 from my account to cover all my bounced checks 
 when it turned out they didn't cover them, sent them all back 
 turned out lady who said we covered them all for you was in error 
 they didn't cover any of them 
 the lady today said we took $200 from your account to pay for bouncing your checks 
 she said the other 300 was to cover debit card withdrawals 
 seems mystery is cleared up 
 and I just have to face the bouncy checks all over again 
 quelle saga 
 Love, Palo 
 
 I'm overjoyed 'bout your good news at dentist 
 hope it brings me luck when I show up there tomorrow afternoon for root canal :)
To: palo verde; lodwick
    It's scary how careless the bank is with YOUR money. Makes me think it's safer to store money under the mattress -- except that my change would stick to the magnets (heehee).
To: andysandmikesmom
    hi andysmom 
 Bill says it is very beautiful there (the countryside) 
 the cave is unique 
 long crystals hang down everywhere 
 no other cave has that 
 however it was relentless crawling thru tiny crawl spaces 
 his digital watch fell out of his pocket 
 (it's a junky one he found in wash) 
 but everyday it goes off at 2PM 
 cave closes for season today 
 because the bats return from Mexico now to live in it 
 and all people have to be out of cave when bats return, so they won't be disturbed 
 however now every day at 2PM the bats will be pinged 
 as watch gets carried away beeping 
 I have to say it is nice having Bill back home 
 we all relaxed when he returned 
 of course Happy is in ecstacy to have his daddy back 
 and the two fellows just returned from lovely walk on cool soft grass in Park 
 Love, Palo
To: okimhere; lodwick
    you and loddy sure love your magnetic beds 
 you kids are so new age
To: lodwick
    we were told due date for eaglets is April 25th 
 if they hatch early I will consider it an omen 
 due date for mass awakening is winter solstice 2011 
 lol I want it to arrive early
To: palo verde
    My Weatherbug just told me it's 56* here in the high desert (and windier than Chicago ever thought of being) and it's 81* in Chicago. How's THAT for a switcheroo from last week??? Yeah, love these new-age techs - LOL.
I have to chuckle at the bats and their new watch pinging them.
To: HairOfTheDog
     I was hoping when I woke up my wealthy soul-man would be laying there next to me and I could look for flight instructor jobs to entertain me... But all I found was a big spotted dog. 
 
 LOL 
 a big spotted dog is nice too 
 we don't know your soul man will be wealthy, just that he will be honeybun 
 the wealth may come from nother source 
 so you and your honeybun enjoy it 
 I suggest you get kingsize bed, for two of you and 3 dogs 
 Love, Palo
To: okimhere
    look how keen hairofthedog is on marriage 
 she looks forward to bein' flight instructor again 
 don't you think you should see marriage as flooded with opportunity for you too 
 you may wind up flight instructor also
To: palo verde
    don't you think you should see marriage as flooded with opportunity for you too Well.............errrr.............ummmm.....maybe after 2012, ok??? LOL.
 
To: okimhere
    oki it's hot and windy here 
 put in my zipcode 85711 
 what do they say my temp is 
 (I'm guessin' 83 degrees) 
 I meant to install the program 
 but have to find the link to it 
 thanks oki, you're a peach 
 right now I'm lookin' forward to cooler weather 
 it got too warm too fast
To: okimhere
    rofl you are so funny 
 okie dokie wait till mass awakening 
 it might come early
To: palo verde
    81* with gusty winds 21 to 32 MPH.
To: hairofthedog
    hairofthedog, Happy just crawled under desk with me 
 for first time ever 
 your posts bout your dogs inspired him 
 lol Lulu is sleeping like fat slug 
 she looks so cute when she stretches out her short fat legs
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