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Posted on 03/26/2002 11:40:31 PM PST by acnielsen guy
THREAD 004
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; misc; pets; ufo
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To: habs4ever
you little brat! i'll have you know i got guns and brains! hehe....
To: grannie9
*giggle*
To: grannie9
That's funny!
To: ACnielsenguy
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.
"My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."
(Sound familiar Poopsie? lol)
To: palo verde
What do you mean MIA? I was half way to Albuquerque when you cancelled the call.....
.....Westy...
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posted on
04/05/2002 4:47:32 PM PST
by
westmex
To: westmex
Yeah riight.. You wouldn't help get my arm free from a "One Armed Bandit.".. Unless I had a bucket of quarters..
To: christine11;Oneidam
Hey.. the "S's" are gathering.. Now where's the biggest one? Her initials begin with NEETS...
To: westmex; OneidaM; andysandmikesmom
lol westy they treat us cig smokers as gravy train
NY State decided it wanted more money, so upped cig cartons to $60
now NYC says it wants more money too
so plans to up it to $75
Lucianne lives in Manhattan, she is gonna scream
I figure rolling my own will bring it back to $5.00/carton, I like it
lol andysmom and I will have money galore for dollies and navajo jewelry when we roll our own
Love, Palo
neets you smoke too, don't you
To: westmex
rofl rofl rofl
I'm gigglin' my head off
you are sweet to be halfway to albuquerque when I cancelled the call
next time chickita goes to Food Giant I am secure
To: grannie9
The "S"'s huh? You three a lounge act...at the Mustang Ranch?? lol
To: grannie9
fofl....
you still got it, twisted sister!
To: palo verde;westmex;grannie9
Westy was on his way to rescue the paramedic from Grannie's Jaws of Life!!
To: habs4ever
Carmine collected the numbers for the Mob
he is the one who would call westy a kid
tommy is two years older than I am
rofl altho he told me he used to borrow money from the bookies when he wanted to take his wife out for special occasions
To: palo verde
Well, it's a long way from Wash. State to Florida and I have only a 10 speed for a squad car...This whole thing is a cut rate operation, except for the cigs I don't smoke....lol....
....Westy..
994
posted on
04/05/2002 5:03:57 PM PST
by
westmex
To: grannie9
your joke to our captain is very a propos
To: christine11
*grin*
To: westmex
rofl rofl rofl
you're a saint
To: westmex
sorry bout no salary and no squad car
fortunately you are top notch bicyclist
To: westmex
I hired assistant for you
habs
doesn't that have any value
To: grannie9; palo verde
Grannie, what a grand cartoon basset...
We used to have a big old mixed breed dog named Butch....he was big and sweet and dumb as anything...he loved the water left over, after I had boiled some cabbage...so once it cooled, I gave it all to him, and he lapped it all up...man, was that a mistake...that cabbage juice made him so gassy, and so stinky....he would fart and the whole room emptied...we laugh about that to this day....
Yes, indeed, Palo, be careful of what one feeds the doggies...you can never tell what may happen...
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