Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 003

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THREAD 003

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[christine]

she's a beauty! not!

[grannie9]

I didn't invite everyone to the Willin Wimmins Pub. Good grief..now my Capt'n will be all alone... You're going to force me to leave my yob and go take care of my honey...before he even has a chance to rescue me....

Who will draw his bath..who will pick up after him? Who will get his tea and crumpets? Who will tuck him in bed at night, if not for me?

Not that insulting Goody Two feet, that's for sure.... Hmmmmmm...

Willy, where are you? Get your hat and cane... we have things to think on.....

[palo verde]

habs, if your library has ''The Third Millennium,'' grab it
all the information I have bout Photon Awakening comes from that
head right for the chapter ''A Moment of Quantum Awakening'' so you can read the details of what will happen
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Evil twin... are you on this ship or just ridin by on a high wave? Get your gear below decks..I'll be along shortly...

Did you bring your gun?

[palo verde]

you are too much
detective oki is now mobile notary by day in her elegant suit
and dancing at grog and grope in feathers at night
westy is wearing his blindfold!

[grannie9]

I've seen it MR. Gibbs Habs.. That pic of toilet paper is not going on my boat... Now, shape up or ship out!

[palo verde]

you are one who called captain cheapskate and said we could do better elsewhere
Goody is giving captain his tea and crumpets
cause you got us all to go on strike
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

I did no such thing..slut in the making.. I went because I didn't want a Lilith and a slut who's after my Capt. fixing my high wire... What would you do? Trust them? No net, no rope..no nothin... Don't you start riling me up again... Hear?

[palo verde]

lol habs
you go to library and take out new age books, but you take out thrillers too
when you get home you read the thrillers and forget to read new age books
you don't have a new age bone in your body
quantum awakening will take you by surprise
don't blame me if you are not prepared for it
you are still reading economic forecasts for 20 years from now
you think this is all malarkey
you are just like my hubby, who does not believe a word I say
and thinks I belong on Art Bell show
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Is coming back!

[okimhere]

you dancin' there too?

I'm having to rethink the whole kit and caboodle. Gran is right on target about us once nubile chicks aging beyond repair while waiting for our ship to come in. I'm pricing sturdy-footed walkers even as we speak.

About your quantum post, I do confess I felt the earth move a few times in my well-spent yoot'. Didn't realize it was a PHOTON awakening, though.

[okimhere]

Zat what they mean when they say you're a hot mama???

[grannie9]

If a pirate called Habs comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey,

and asks you to show him your boobs, DO NOT show him your boobs.

THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS!

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid. I even took him for a ride in my boat.....

sighhhhh..

[palo verde]

rofl rofl rofl
captain offered you wonderful gig
highwire act in tights and spangles
you went to grog and grope cause you thought you could do better
now oki is dancin' there too and westy had to find his blindfold
I was a good lil pirate selling wimmin to sheiks for booty
till you came round
and got me dancin' at grog and grope
captain will have a fit when he gets back from lunch and discovers what you've been up to
Love, Palo

andysmom is dancing there too
she spent too much on dolls
and wound up at grog and grope

[okimhere]

Blame pirate Westy. He told one and all on the open forum that our claims about our assets were no doubt greatly exaggerated. Habs probably had to do the required detective work, appraising the biggest boasters for himself.

[grannie9]

ROFLMAO...!!! You are baaaaaad....

[palo verde]

why didn't you tell me
a pirate named habs was at my door yesterday
I fell hook line and sinker
I even let him pet Lulu
now I feel like a fool
oki's no dope tho, they don't call her the great detective oki for nothin'
she'll see thru that conman in a sec
the boobs scam won't work on her
alas Goody seems a bit naive tho
good thing you posted warning now

[grannie9]

Oki.. put those sequins, bangles, castanets, and veils down, and get back to the ship... The Capt'n needs you... Goody's around..and flexing her powers...

Oh.. and drop that tankard of Grog too... you've had enough...@##@%@$$ drunkard..

[grannie9]

Oki, Westy put him up to it? Can men be sluts???

[okimhere]

(Keep this quiet but I lost my J-O-B. Capt'n said quite loudly that I can't follow instructions - something to do with a tilde? So I'm not welcome back there. Yet.) Gimme back my grog. Oy, do I need it!