[grannie9]

If a pirate called Habs comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey,

and asks you to show him your boobs, DO NOT show him your boobs.

THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS!

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid. I even took him for a ride in my boat.....

sighhhhh..

[okimhere]

Blame pirate Westy. He told one and all on the open forum that our claims about our assets were no doubt greatly exaggerated. Habs probably had to do the required detective work, appraising the biggest boasters for himself.

[palo verde]

why didn't you tell me
a pirate named habs was at my door yesterday
I fell hook line and sinker
I even let him pet Lulu
now I feel like a fool
oki's no dope tho, they don't call her the great detective oki for nothin'
she'll see thru that conman in a sec
the boobs scam won't work on her
alas Goody seems a bit naive tho
good thing you posted warning now