Posted on 03/13/2002 11:07:03 PM PST by acnielsen guy
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mostly electronics in here, which leaves me at a disadvantage sometimes
'cos I like to take things apart
like vaccum cleaners
but most of this stuff runs on its own
with no help from me at all.
What a great pleasure to say g'night to so many flakes. Who knew.
Anyway, there was a basset on the Dukes of Hazzard, ,and I believe his name was Flash...there are several pics of this noble beast on this thread, so check your profile and find out where I pinged you to...maybe I will be able to catch you tomorrow...
The magic hour has arrived for lites out....
The night light is lit as you can see...
All you folks had quite the time on the thread today..
Hope you get a good nights rest to do it all over tomorrow...
I'm out of here, see you all mañana with luck...
Take care Fred, stay warm...
...Westy....
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Palo, I tried the worms and they really suck... switched to Minnows... The Geicko's are too cute to eat...
AC..Palo's spreading rumors again.. Are you sure she should be my social secretary? No wonder I'm a social misfit.. Maybe you should rethink that position for her... Or, maybe I should heat up my kettle..? I did find some Newts, but I hate disturbing their eyes...Will check my book to see if there is some other way to put them to use. The frogs are happy...I took them for a "dip" last night.
If you're looking for me..I have dug a hole in the back... the Hobbits didn't like the cut of my jib... Pantywaists.....
About your social secretary... she is my social secretary she just keeps and eye on you. But my bubble trouble double trouble eye of newt no toil Gran, look at it this way – she knows where all the skeletons are hidden so if we keep her on our payroll we can control her to a certain extent.
Next time you see her you must tell her that turning down the bed does not mean getting into it.
Oh! And by the way thank you for the peanut on the pillow – You know it is usually a chocolate liqueur but I know it is your way or drawing attention to you remuneration ha, ha. I got the message wench and am ignoring it.
Clean sheets today girl.
Oh.. and by the way.. why clean sheets? I just changed those sheets yesterday..pig.. What, or who messed up those sheets in one night? That's what I get for digging a hole in the wee hours before dawn.
Now you have dirty sheets and I have to figure out why? You're a sly dog, Capt'n, but this wicked witch of the north has her eye (of Newt) watching you.... Be aware of boiling kettles, and suspicious concubines....
Remember that $100 bill that Oneida gave you… that I took charge of to pay for the shortages in the rum cask. Well I thought I owed her a gesture appreciation. So we had and little private supper in the cabin last night and as you had used the table cloth to make a shift for yourself - yr. Capt'n had to use to the sheet.
So you can put your suspicious and scurrilous thoughts to rest – Mistress Oneida was a perfect guest and opened my eyes to the state of cleanliness of the cabin - she tidies up very well and has a flair for making a gentleman pirate comfortable
Yes, we found the where you have been putting the empty bottles – are you thinking of sending more messages to FR?
When you sweep – move the carpets.
Take this yob and shove it! I ain't workin here no more....!!!
Oh, by the way, you old F@rt, I used the tablecloth to keep my hole dry.. My Hobbit hole...
Get your guest to change your sheets.. I'm on strike...
Besides,... I like the red checkered tablecloth... It looks nice in my hole..... Cozy-like.
Soooooo...Neets, you counted my bottles, eh? Well.. little woman.. I'll just bet the Capt'n didn't check your count, did he? A little back alley work here girrrrrl? A concubines "wet work" is never done....
Now.. where did I leave my largest frog....and there's my kettle......
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