About your social secretary... she is my social secretary she just keeps and eye on you. But my bubble trouble double trouble eye of newt no toil Gran, look at it this way – she knows where all the skeletons are hidden so if we keep her on our payroll we can control her to a certain extent.
Next time you see her you must tell her that turning down the bed does not mean getting into it.
Oh! And by the way thank you for the peanut on the pillow – You know it is usually a chocolate liqueur but I know it is your way or drawing attention to you remuneration ha, ha. I got the message wench and am ignoring it.
Clean sheets today girl.
Oh.. and by the way.. why clean sheets? I just changed those sheets yesterday..pig.. What, or who messed up those sheets in one night? That's what I get for digging a hole in the wee hours before dawn.
Now you have dirty sheets and I have to figure out why? You're a sly dog, Capt'n, but this wicked witch of the north has her eye (of Newt) watching you.... Be aware of boiling kettles, and suspicious concubines....