Remember that $100 bill that Oneida gave you… that I took charge of to pay for the shortages in the rum cask. Well I thought I owed her a gesture appreciation. So we had and little private supper in the cabin last night and as you had used the table cloth to make a shift for yourself - yr. Capt'n had to use to the sheet.
So you can put your suspicious and scurrilous thoughts to rest – Mistress Oneida was a perfect guest and opened my eyes to the state of cleanliness of the cabin - she tidies up very well and has a flair for making a gentleman pirate comfortable
Yes, we found the where you have been putting the empty bottles – are you thinking of sending more messages to FR?
When you sweep – move the carpets.
Take this yob and shove it! I ain't workin here no more....!!!
Oh, by the way, you old F@rt, I used the tablecloth to keep my hole dry.. My Hobbit hole...
Get your guest to change your sheets.. I'm on strike...