Posted on 01/15/2026 8:07:44 AM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to bring in an expert five-year-old boy to explain the difference between boys and girls.
"Boys have wee-wees and girls have vee-vees," said Hunter Plath, a five-year-old boy from Iowa.
According to court records, the explanation elicited various responses from the justices. Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Ketanji Brown Jackson were seemingly astonished, saying, "Ohhhhhhhh!" Associate Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh only giggled.
Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly rolled his eyes as the two most liberal justices of the court followed up with questions on precisely what a "wee-wee" was, but were rebuffed by the child who simply answered, "I'm not allowed to say. My mom won't let me."
Law experts believe the court will eventually uphold the right of states to enforce their own laws on transgender athletes, especially if the liberal justices can find out what a wee-wee is.
At publishing time, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson sought more help understanding the matter from retired children's educator Barney the Dinosaur.
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Brilliant
Young Hunter Plath was afterwards escorted to the Dirksen Office Building to give expert testimony to the Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions,
This subject made me think of that scene in the movie.
I wonder if they could have such a scene in a movie today.
Today’s Hollywood might censor such dialog.
The left is so incredibly effed up today, I actually believed this was real.
And kadisha jackson brown still didn’t get it.
Punch line if joje. Little girl says
“My mommie says with one of these i can get as many of those as I want.”
Katanji’s kids: “Mommy, where do babies come from?”
KBJ: “I’m not a biologist. Ask your father.”
one can only wonder if the Supremos will now finally “get it”
KJB couldn’t answer “What is a woman” with the simple “an adult female human being”. She should therefore recuse from any such cases.
KBJ...sorry!
Glad you made the Correction.
KJB, AKA KJV, definely knows the difference between XX and XY!
It’s in the beginning of the Book.
Cover your mouth when you sneeze, so you don’t get RSV!
Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court.
Toilet seats
Funny but true story. When my then 3- year old daughter was newly potty trained, she was at the park with my brother-in-law and his daughter, her cousin, who still wore diapers. She told her uncle that she needed to find a bathroom, and there were none anywhere.
He said to her, “can’t you just go behind some bushes?” Exasperated with him, she told him that was only good for boys, and not girls. When he asked why not, she replied (without missing a beat), “Oh, Uncle! You know why! It’s because boys have long privates, and girls have short ones!”
“...a five-year-old boy from Iowa.”
ANY Farm Kid or 4-H member could’ve answered that question! Farm Kids know more about s-e-x than the current adults on our messed-up Supreme Court could every HOPE to know!
*SMIRK*
There’s a REASON you keep the Heifers AWAY from Da Bulls...until the time is right. ;)
All I know from visiting my gramps farm is if you milk a Bull you get a friend for life
Ha-Ha! :)
We only raise steers (castrated bull) for the meat, but they ARE incredibly cuddly!
Our current steer named, ‘Stew’ is a 1,000 pound TODDLER right now. Warm beer, sweet oats, corn, lots of hay and long massages. ‘Kobe Beef’ in the freezer come April, Baby! ;)
In my family, when I was that age, it was called a “pee-wee”.
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