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The poor pumpkin.
1 posted on 10/30/2025 1:21:30 PM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

Awesome.


2 posted on 10/30/2025 1:22:07 PM PDT by packrat35 (“When discourse ends, violence begins.” – Charlie Kirk, and they killed him anyway)
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To: DallasBiff

Apparently the permitting process was not a hurdle.


3 posted on 10/30/2025 1:23:00 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: DallasBiff

If I had a Geo Metro I would have burned it after week one.


4 posted on 10/30/2025 1:23:12 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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5 posted on 10/30/2025 1:24:02 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: DallasBiff

Good aim.


7 posted on 10/30/2025 1:26:00 PM PDT by Blueflag (To not carry is to choose to be defenseless.)
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To: DallasBiff

I love that they made it a community event with bleachers and stuff. Very American.


8 posted on 10/30/2025 1:28:34 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: DallasBiff
Thats one way to do it...


10 posted on 10/30/2025 1:29:10 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: DallasBiff

Somethings tells me the only thing orginal on the Geo Metro was the gas cap.


12 posted on 10/30/2025 1:33:08 PM PDT by Steven Scharf
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To: DallasBiff

Somethings tells me the only thing orginal on the Geo Metro was the gas cap.


13 posted on 10/30/2025 1:33:08 PM PDT by Steven Scharf
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To: DallasBiff

The Geo couldn’t get away if it wanted to.


14 posted on 10/30/2025 1:35:53 PM PDT by Jonty30 (Socialism's promises, like a Djinn's wishes to the greedy, lead to punishment when due. )
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> The poor pumpkin.

True, but not many pumpkins get to end their life by smashing a car. It was one of the lucky ones.

16 posted on 10/30/2025 1:37:47 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: DallasBiff
I call Shotgun!


17 posted on 10/30/2025 1:38:17 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: DallasBiff

People will do anything for attention.

But at least this guy isn’t hurting anyone else, wasting tax money, or saying something stupid...

So sure, let’s watch the show and have some pumpkin pie too.

BTW, a 2,000 pound pumpkin is a spectacle in its own right.


19 posted on 10/30/2025 1:39:02 PM PDT by Red6
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To: DallasBiff

Florida man has competition.


20 posted on 10/30/2025 1:41:24 PM PDT by ObozoMustGo2012
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I’m impressed that this farmer could cultivate a humongous 1917 lb pumpkin in the first place.
Then comes the question: after all the back slaps and applause for farming skills has stopped, what does one even do with a Pump-Zilla so large? Canneries may prefer much smaller pumpkins for processing, because the vegetable will probably be more tender.
I liked the Slow Motion shot

*” I’m sure it was just a coincidence that the weight of this Great Pumpkin uses the same numbers as an historical event:
1917 was the year the USA went to war with Germany.


23 posted on 10/30/2025 1:47:25 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: DallasBiff

Well, that’s one way to celebrate Hallowe’en....


29 posted on 10/30/2025 2:05:44 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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30 posted on 10/30/2025 2:12:16 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: DallasBiff

Save the radiator cap and drive a new car under it.


33 posted on 10/30/2025 2:21:01 PM PDT by P8riot (You will never know Jesus Christ as a reality in your life until you know Him as a necessity.)
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As with many, many other things every day, the Geo reminds me of the Great El Rush-Bo, and that amazing talent Paul Shanklin.

From the Groove Yard Of Forgotten Favorites

In A Yugo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8NWusM1EwBQ

While I was searching for In A Yugo, I came across an entire hour of Shanklin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx7MDNsjGs8

And for those of you in Rio Linda (yes, yes, I know that not too many young skulls full of mush visit here, but just in case)

Here are the lyrics

In a Yugo

As the snow flies

At a used car lot on the edge of town
A liberal guy and a liberal gal
Buy a Yugo

And they drive with pride

Cause if there’s one thing that this world needs
It’s environmental friends who’ll take the lead
In a Yugo

They say, “people don’t you understand
Those suburbans are ruining the land”
But they’ll wish they had a full size van one day
They point fingers at you and me
They say we’re too blind to see
But do we simply use our heads
And choose another way?

As those small wheels turn
Fifty miles to the gallon
And their knees on their chest
They’re gonna save enough gas
For all of the rest
In a Yugo

Then one day on the interstate
They suddenly lose control
They swerve to miss a baby duck
They’re squashed beneath a produce truck

But they drove with pride...

And as the crowds drive past a little flat car
You know they saved a lot of gas
But they didnt get far
In a Yugo

And as they’re trapped inside
At a used car lot on the other side of town
A liberal guy and a liberal gal
Buy a Yugo....

And they drive with pride...


34 posted on 10/30/2025 2:26:38 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try )
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Driving a car that long...pretty good.
He wouldn’t be able to drop a 500 lb. Lemon on it. That would be wrong.
Geo metros were built by Suzuki IIRC...so no surprise that they could function well.


43 posted on 10/30/2025 4:36:22 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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