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Utah man drops 1,917-pound pumpkin onto his Geo Metro
UPI ^ | 10/30/25 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 10/30/2025 1:21:30 PM PDT by DallasBiff

Oct. 30 (UPI) -- A Utah man said a final farewell to the Geo Metro he drove for 35 years by dropping a 1,917-pound pumpkin on it from a height of nearly 14 stories.

Millville resident Alan Gebert said his 1991 Geo Metro finally stopped running this year, so he decided to send the vehicle off in style by destroying it with a giant pumpkin.

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KEYWORDS: geometro; pumpkin

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To: Liz

That’ll buff right out.


21 posted on 10/30/2025 1:43:23 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: MtnClimber

It was a dorky little car, but I must admire the fact that he used it for over 20 years. Of course, since it didn’t have all the electronic cra...er...Obamastuff on it, it was actually repairable - albeit at the cost of having possibly the slowest car on the road.


22 posted on 10/30/2025 1:45:26 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: DallasBiff

I’m impressed that this farmer could cultivate a humongous 1917 lb pumpkin in the first place.
Then comes the question: after all the back slaps and applause for farming skills has stopped, what does one even do with a Pump-Zilla so large? Canneries may prefer much smaller pumpkins for processing, because the vegetable will probably be more tender.
I liked the Slow Motion shot

*” I’m sure it was just a coincidence that the weight of this Great Pumpkin uses the same numbers as an historical event:
1917 was the year the USA went to war with Germany.


23 posted on 10/30/2025 1:47:25 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Red6

“People will do anything for attention.

But at least this guy isn’t hurting anyone else, wasting tax money, or saying something stupid...”

He’s in the pumpkin business, probably wrote the whole thing off as advertising. Smart.


24 posted on 10/30/2025 1:48:01 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Annnd....TRUMP IS RIGHT AGAIN.)
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To: dfwgator

That’ll buff right out.


I’m so glad.


25 posted on 10/30/2025 1:49:08 PM PDT by Liz (To make a conservative mad, lie to him. To make a leftist mad, tell him the truth.)
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To: dfwgator; SaveFerris; gundog
Don't know why this brings to mind this scene.


26 posted on 10/30/2025 1:54:51 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait.)
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To: Da Coyote

Yes, the days of repairable cars is over. I drove a Porsche 911 Turbo (930) for about 25 years. I loved that car, but it was a love/hate relationship. It was fast and fun, but it would sometimes try to kill me until I backed off on the throttle a bit. I was able to do much of the work on it myself.


27 posted on 10/30/2025 2:02:13 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: MtnClimber

But now it’s practically a classic…


28 posted on 10/30/2025 2:02:53 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: DallasBiff

Well, that’s one way to celebrate Hallowe’en....


29 posted on 10/30/2025 2:05:44 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: DallasBiff

30 posted on 10/30/2025 2:12:16 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Da Coyote

There is a guy in Canada that has a 1985 Toyota Tercel with about 800,000 miles on it and it looks practically new..

https://youtu.be/vCXDvTiAdxs?si=lKK5ELdWeBAyg-Ww


31 posted on 10/30/2025 2:14:52 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: All

They witnessed quite a jack o’
landing in Millville that day.


32 posted on 10/30/2025 2:15:31 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (Get my helpful new book, "How to Spot a Scam" for the low, low price of $179. Or get two for $450!!)
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To: DallasBiff

Save the radiator cap and drive a new car under it.


33 posted on 10/30/2025 2:21:01 PM PDT by P8riot (You will never know Jesus Christ as a reality in your life until you know Him as a necessity.)
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To: DallasBiff

As with many, many other things every day, the Geo reminds me of the Great El Rush-Bo, and that amazing talent Paul Shanklin.

From the Groove Yard Of Forgotten Favorites

In A Yugo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8NWusM1EwBQ

While I was searching for In A Yugo, I came across an entire hour of Shanklin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx7MDNsjGs8

And for those of you in Rio Linda (yes, yes, I know that not too many young skulls full of mush visit here, but just in case)

Here are the lyrics

In a Yugo

As the snow flies

At a used car lot on the edge of town
A liberal guy and a liberal gal
Buy a Yugo

And they drive with pride

Cause if there’s one thing that this world needs
It’s environmental friends who’ll take the lead
In a Yugo

They say, “people don’t you understand
Those suburbans are ruining the land”
But they’ll wish they had a full size van one day
They point fingers at you and me
They say we’re too blind to see
But do we simply use our heads
And choose another way?

As those small wheels turn
Fifty miles to the gallon
And their knees on their chest
They’re gonna save enough gas
For all of the rest
In a Yugo

Then one day on the interstate
They suddenly lose control
They swerve to miss a baby duck
They’re squashed beneath a produce truck

But they drove with pride...

And as the crowds drive past a little flat car
You know they saved a lot of gas
But they didnt get far
In a Yugo

And as they’re trapped inside
At a used car lot on the other side of town
A liberal guy and a liberal gal
Buy a Yugo....

And they drive with pride...


34 posted on 10/30/2025 2:26:38 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try )
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To: Ronaldus Magnus III

LOL - I love “In A Yugo” and all of those Paul Shanklin songs.

I got my dad a CD collection of those one Christmas as a stocking stuffer.


35 posted on 10/30/2025 2:28:53 PM PDT by Allegra (Thank you for your attention to this matter.)
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To: Magnum44

1985 Commercial - Citroen Visa GTI launched from French Aircraft Carrier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYdhBPuTd0c


36 posted on 10/30/2025 2:34:43 PM PDT by DFG
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To: MtnClimber

That’s your opinion.

They were very basic transpiration that were intended to be throw away cars. Three cylinder, manual stick shift and not too powerful. But the first generation could get 60 mpg, the second generation well over 35 mpg. And they were durable, we kept our second one until it had over 120,000 miles on it and it never used a drop of oil.

They were just basic transpiration like the old Datsuns. We had a B210 and put well over a hundred thousand on it, sold it to my cousin who got rid of it after the speedometer rolled over the second time.


37 posted on 10/30/2025 2:40:51 PM PDT by redfreedom (They’re AWFUL...Affuent White Female Urban Leftists)
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To: redfreedom
They were very basic transpiration that were intended to be throw away cars. Three cylinder, manual stick shift and not too powerful. But the first generation could get 60 mpg, the second generation well over 35 mpg. And they were durable, we kept our second one until it had over 120,000 miles on it and it never used a drop of oil.

They were just basic transpiration like the old Datsuns. We had a B210 and put well over a hundred thousand on it, sold it to my cousin who got rid of it after the speedometer rolled over the second time.

Geo Metros were made by Suzuki. We had a Samurai for 10 years, and it was in great shape at 135,000 miles but got smashed on the freeway. I'd probably still be driving that thing today if that accident hadn't occurred.

38 posted on 10/30/2025 3:04:31 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: redfreedom
We had a B210 and put well over a hundred thousand on it

My parents had a B210 that I got to drive pretty regularly. It was a great car, but it met an untimely demise well before 100K miles.

I was making a left turn. Several cars went around me, but one clipped the back end of my car. (Another B210.) He pulled off to the side of the road. I pulled off behind him. We were both out of the cars and some drunk guy in a Chevy Nova plowed into the back of my car, which bounced into the back of other B210.

We replaced it with a Datsun 310, which wasn't quite as fun a car.

39 posted on 10/30/2025 3:11:52 PM PDT by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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To: Gil4
I had a '65 WPL410 Bluebird in HS - I got laid in that thing.
40 posted on 10/30/2025 3:32:30 PM PDT by 1FreeAmerican
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