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Utah man drops 1,917-pound pumpkin onto his Geo Metro
UPI ^
 | 10/30/25
 | Ben Hooper
Posted on 10/30/2025 1:21:30 PM PDT by DallasBiff
Oct. 30 (UPI) -- A Utah man said a final farewell to the Geo Metro he drove for 35 years by dropping a 1,917-pound pumpkin on it from a height of nearly 14 stories. 
 Millville resident Alan Gebert said his 1991 Geo Metro finally stopped running this year, so he decided to send the vehicle off in style by destroying it with a giant pumpkin.
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KEYWORDS: geometro; pumpkin
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    The poor pumpkin.
To: DallasBiff
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:22:07 PM PDT
by 
packrat35
(“When discourse ends, violence begins.” – Charlie Kirk, and they killed him anyway)
 
To: DallasBiff
    Apparently the permitting process was not a hurdle.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:23:00 PM PDT
by 
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
 
To: DallasBiff
    If I had a Geo Metro I would have burned it after week one.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:23:12 PM PDT
by 
MtnClimber
(For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
 
To: DallasBiff
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:24:02 PM PDT
by 
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
 
To: packrat35
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:25:31 PM PDT
by 
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
 
To: DallasBiff
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:26:00 PM PDT
by 
Blueflag
(To not carry is to choose to be defenseless.)
 
To: DallasBiff
    I love that they made it a community event with bleachers and stuff. Very American.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:28:34 PM PDT
by 
Yardstick
 
To: MtnClimber
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:28:56 PM PDT
by 
bankwalker
(Feminists, like all Marxists, are ungrateful parasites.)
 
To: DallasBiff
    Thats one way to do it...
 
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:29:10 PM PDT
by 
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
 
To: dfwgator
    The Great Pumpkin arises from the pumpkin patch every Halloween and brings presents to children.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:31:34 PM PDT
by 
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
 
To: DallasBiff
    Somethings tells me the only thing orginal on the Geo Metro was the gas cap.
 
To: DallasBiff
    Somethings tells me the only thing orginal on the Geo Metro was the gas cap.
 
To: DallasBiff
    The Geo couldn’t get away if it wanted to.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:35:53 PM PDT
by 
Jonty30
(Socialism's promises, like a Djinn's wishes to the greedy, lead to punishment when due. )
 
To: bankwalker
    I loved my geo metro ... Different tastes. If a pumpkin can crush that car, imagine what would happen if you were in an accident with a Ford Explorer....or even a Toyota Camry.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:36:43 PM PDT
by 
MtnClimber
(For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
 
To: DallasBiff
    > 
The poor pumpkin. True, but not many pumpkins get to end their life by smashing a car. It was one of the lucky ones.
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:37:47 PM PDT
by 
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
 
To: DallasBiff
    I call Shotgun!
 
To: All
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:38:21 PM PDT
by 
Liz
(To make a conservative mad, lie to him. To make a leftist mad, tell him the truth.)
 
To: DallasBiff
    People will do anything for attention.
But at least this guy isn’t hurting anyone else, wasting tax money, or saying something stupid...
So sure, let’s watch the show and have some pumpkin pie too.
BTW, a 2,000 pound pumpkin is a spectacle in its own right.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2025 1:39:02 PM PDT
by 
Red6
 
To: DallasBiff
    Florida man has competition.
 
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