Porn sites are still up.........or so I’ve been told...................
Enjoy those rigorous debates on FB while you can cause one of these times when there’s an outage the interweb won’t come back on, your phone won’t work your radio will only provide static and your tv will only get one program and that won’t be the Price is Right.
This internet outage wiped me out financially by removing millions of dollars from my bank account.
Again.
Never trusted their Cloud thingy
Feels like large parts of the internet have been crashing lately for various and unconnected reasons. I’m sure it’s all coincidental.
Thanks. I use Bing with Safari, and I haven’t been able to log in. It just hangs there. Tried on Firefox, same thing. I did a search on Bing asking if it was down. It said yes. I then used an “Is It Down” site. It said no reports of Bing being down. Yeah, okay.
Xi: Before we begin negotiation how has your Internet been working lately Mr. President?
It would be a shame if all your Tech Infrastructure went south if you don’t agree to the trade terms we want.
A misconfiguration
Never a shortage of incompetence in the world.
Every action has a reaction
Ah. Thank you. I’ve been trying to get into our payroll provider for hours and not getting any help from its Indian tech support.
Didn’t noticed it...
Everyone always says it was a configuration error. In Microsoft’s case it could be a configuration error caused by one of their gazillions of Chinese employees however.
Schrillary wiped it clean....like with a cloth.
So who signed off on moving this configuration change to production? Let’s check the move form....
For those of you who missed the background on my theory:
^^^Probably the most significant US/Chinese story of the last decade.
And two classics: “The Art of War” and “Unrestricted Warfare”
Most of the systems I support are down due to this. We put up an Outage notice on the phones and I spent my afternoon taking really exciting training modules that HR has been pestering me to get done.
Who needs James Bond when you have “Data Protection in the Workplace” to watch?
I don’t always test my code but when I do, I do it in production.
Wife has been unable to access her email for two days.
Turned out that it was the first time in a very long time that I absolutely needed to talk to Microsoft support......it is already brutal enough to get to a little a body...
Someone pressed the RTO button
Did their new server release earn them worldwide “Black Screens of Death”?