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Everyone who died, died.
Original Content | 10/28/2025 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/27/2025 11:54:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz

We are so screwed. It's over, babe.

Everyone who died, died.

Name one thing that isn't fouling up. You can't do it.

We're all losing our jobs and the shutdown is going to cause riots and nobody will make it.

We're all gonna die!!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Not everybody who lived, lived. just ask Auntie Mame.


41 posted on 10/28/2025 4:46:04 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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To: Lazamataz

Mainstreet Cafe
(Eat here Diet home)


42 posted on 10/28/2025 4:47:22 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (‘Never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals’)
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To: Lazamataz
Born once, dies twice.

Born twice, dies once.

43 posted on 10/28/2025 4:48:56 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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To: spincaster

I was in a meeting last night with at least three men in government employ. I think all are essential, working with deferred pay. None were complaining because they all are competent individuals who have money saved up for just such an emergency.

They all work in the DOD (DOW) science and research field.


44 posted on 10/28/2025 4:56:43 AM PDT by cyclotic (Don’t be part of the problem. Be the entire problem)
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To: Lazamataz

45 posted on 10/28/2025 5:18:30 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: Lazamataz

Kind of dark view for this early. Had your coffee yet?


46 posted on 10/28/2025 5:21:26 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dreams)
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To: Lazamataz

And yet you are still with us Laz. I never lose hope. Eternal life is what it is all about. 😊


47 posted on 10/28/2025 5:22:48 AM PDT by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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To: Lazamataz

Grocery shopping is about to become interesting. Watch your 6 when taking groceries to the car.


48 posted on 10/28/2025 5:34:56 AM PDT by Pollard
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To: Kudsman

So did a lot of Chivas Regal.


49 posted on 10/28/2025 5:49:11 AM PDT by Hyman Roth
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To: Lazamataz

I remember hearing that song on my little portable radio while stationed at McGregor Range NM over 40 years ago.


50 posted on 10/28/2025 6:50:31 AM PDT by Dutch Boy (The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
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To: Lazamataz

I’m a Catholic Boy.


51 posted on 10/28/2025 6:54:10 AM PDT by sauropod
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To: Lazamataz

Proverbs 3:5

Trust in the Lord with all your heart
and lean not on your own understanding;


52 posted on 10/28/2025 7:09:35 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Lazamataz

Like the sign reads NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE in life.


53 posted on 10/28/2025 7:43:27 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Lazamataz

Doc Holliday to Wyatt: : There is no normal life, there’s just life, ya just live it.


54 posted on 10/28/2025 8:03:44 AM PDT by drSteve78 (Covid injections killed my wife with turbo cancer because she believed The Science.🤬)
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To: Lazamataz
It’s all over

Death is merely a change in lifestyle.

55 posted on 10/28/2025 8:06:23 AM PDT by GingisK
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To: Lazamataz

Thank God for Covid.


56 posted on 10/28/2025 8:07:39 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Dutch Boy

I heard it in the movies The Basketball Diaries, and Dawn of the Dead (I think).
Not to worry. A federal district court judge will issue an order forbidding everyone from dying.


57 posted on 10/28/2025 8:41:35 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Lazamataz

“The graveyards are full of people the world could not do without” - Elbert Hubbard


58 posted on 10/28/2025 8:50:23 AM PDT by yuleeyahoo (“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” - the deep-state)
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To: Dutch Boy
Remember this song??? Click
59 posted on 10/28/2025 9:03:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I figure if Charlie Kirk can die for free speech, I can be mildly inconvenienced.)
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To: mitch5501
Remember this?
60 posted on 10/28/2025 9:03:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I figure if Charlie Kirk can die for free speech, I can be mildly inconvenienced.)
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