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Everyone who died, died.
Original Content | 10/28/2025 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/27/2025 11:54:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz

We are so screwed. It's over, babe.

Everyone who died, died.

Name one thing that isn't fouling up. You can't do it.

We're all losing our jobs and the shutdown is going to cause riots and nobody will make it.

We're all gonna die!!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; lazamataz
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To: no-to-illegals

hHAHAHAHA ,The shut down hasn’t hurt me or anyone that i know that works a real job. Only the Government workers are begging on the streets for food. I can’t believe that you could be in such dire straights working for the Government, and losing your pay for a month. Didn’t you save any money or have a savings as back up? Well it proves one thing, the people that work in Government are total morons!


21 posted on 10/28/2025 1:55:07 AM PDT by spincaster (i)
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To: mass55th
Rand Paul is demanding their names.

Dead
Deader
Deadest
Dead Jr
Deader Jr
Deadest Jr
Dead III
Deader III
Deadest III

22 posted on 10/28/2025 1:57:19 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try )
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To: MikelTackNailer

Ha, +1!


23 posted on 10/28/2025 1:58:56 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: spincaster

Thank You !!! Enjoyed…..Enjoying !!!!


24 posted on 10/28/2025 2:36:26 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: SaveFerris
There’s physical death
then eternal spiritual death.
I learned of the latter
While married to my ex.

Find new life like I did with
Next marrying of a broad
Be sure she is turned on by
Your righteousness in God

25 posted on 10/28/2025 2:39:42 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Lazamataz

Cant say “everyone”, with one GLARING exception...


26 posted on 10/28/2025 2:52:08 AM PDT by Spacetrucker
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To: Olog-hai

“I was worried about the undead”

You must be talking about the deceased demonrat voters that rise from the grave each election day.


27 posted on 10/28/2025 3:11:51 AM PDT by redfreedom (They’re AWFUL...Affuent White Female Urban Leftists)
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To: Lazamataz

28 posted on 10/28/2025 3:18:06 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t take life so serious. You’ll never make it out alive.


29 posted on 10/28/2025 3:40:31 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: MikelTackNailer

👍


30 posted on 10/28/2025 3:41:50 AM PDT by GranTorino (Bloody Lips Save Ship)
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To: Lazamataz

“We’re all gonna die!!!!”

Someday.
Unless your name is Enoch (he walked with God and was no more) or Elijah who was carried up to heaven in a chariot of fire.
Even the Son of God died (but rose from the grave).

The odds are overwhelming that we all will die.


31 posted on 10/28/2025 3:46:10 AM PDT by fredhead (Duty, Honor, Country - Words to live by.)
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To: Lazamataz
The Great Prophet Kravitz quoting the Great Prophet Berra
32 posted on 10/28/2025 3:54:48 AM PDT by Theophilus (covfefe)
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To: Lazamataz
Grew up blasting this song (and others) from my 65 Plymouth Valiant that had a sound system worth more than the car.

Thanks for the memories!

33 posted on 10/28/2025 3:57:16 AM PDT by paulcissa (The left hates you and wants you dead.)
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To: OldHarbor

Not saving the last dance ?
Yet saved in pieces.


34 posted on 10/28/2025 4:02:46 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: Lazamataz
I knew this post was based upon the Jim Carroll song from the headline. Great song.

😁🤙

35 posted on 10/28/2025 4:04:32 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: Lazamataz

“ It’s funny because it’s true.”

It is. But, I’ll strive for Lewis’ doorway in Narnia (from “The Last Battle”)


36 posted on 10/28/2025 4:05:18 AM PDT by Texaspeptoman (Even cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)
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To: Tell It Right

That’s for sure

Good advice


37 posted on 10/28/2025 4:07:22 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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everyone who died, died.

********

Isn’t that the purpose of life on this planet?


38 posted on 10/28/2025 4:31:02 AM PDT by deport
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To: MikelTackNailer

I love the image on the game box. The guys are playing a game and the gals are doing housework.

That’s as it should be, right?


39 posted on 10/28/2025 4:34:24 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Charlie Kirk: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine")
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To: Lazamataz

A little diddy from Dandy Don:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oeDyuSsOQBY&pp=ygUkdHVybiBvdXQgdGhlIGxpZ2h0cyB0aGUgcGFydHkncyBvdmVy


40 posted on 10/28/2025 4:38:05 AM PDT by shotgun
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