Posted on 10/09/2025 2:17:14 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
OSLO — The Nobel Committee announced that it had officially chosen Greta Thunberg to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for her pivotal role in bringing an end to the war in Gaza.
"Without her heroic and daring flotillas, this peace deal would never have happened," said Jørgen Biørgen, the Assistant to the Vice Chair on the committee. "She braved the waters of the Mediterranean armed with nothing but Instagram, a pallet of snacks, and 42 pounds of cannabis, all to bring salvation to Palestine and hold space for the oppressed brown bodies of Gaza. There has never been a greater hero for peace. It was all Greta."
The award ceremony was scheduled to be conducted this December in the bombed-out husk of a hospital/Hamas missile staging area, rather than the traditional venue of Oslo.
"This is ridiculous," said President Trump upon hearing the news. "I made this incredible peace deal, and Greta had nothing to do with it. She's very sad, very low-IQ. And her hair, she needs to find a better hairstylist. It's so bad. Poor Greta. She's terrible. Very unhappy person. Probably because of the haircut."
At publishing time, the committee confirmed that Greta had won over runner-ups for the prize, Emmanuel Macron and Hamas.
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Maybe he could use it as a doorstop.
The Bee once again preemptively posts what may be truth as satire.
Mothers... Don’t consume alcohol while you are pregnant or you get a Greta.
All the signs of FAS are in her. Poor girl.
I wonder what the liquor bill was on that flotilla?
It’s really difficult to tell the difference between the Bee and Not the Bee sometimes
Not much to work with and no fashion sense at all....
Some unknown chick in Venezuela won it, so they weren’t far off the mark.............
Some unknown chick in Venezuela won it, so they weren’t far off the mark.............
The Bee does it again........but it really wouldn’t surprise me.
It looks like it is transitioning.
I hope I pronouned it correctly.
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