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James Comey Produces Letter Signed By 51 Former Intelligence Officials Saying He's Totally Innocent
X.com ^ | Oct 8, 2025 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/08/2025 11:43:43 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

ALEXANDRIA, VA — At his arraignment on charges of making false statements and obstruction, former FBI Director James Comey produced a letter signed by 51 former intelligence officials testifying to the fact that he's totally innocent.

At his highly publicized hearing in a Virginia federal courtroom, Comey produced the letter as evidence to show that these trusted members of the intelligence community were just as confident in his innocence as they were in the fall of 2020 that Hunter Biden's laptop was a Russian misinformation operation.

"This is rock-solid proof of my innocence," Comey told the court as he held up the letter. "If the country has learned anything over the last five years, it's that our intelligence officials are above reproach and would never mislead anyone or be blatantly dishonest. That is why the court should take this letter as a clear and definitive sign that I am in no way guilty of any of the crimes with which I have been charged. It's got signatures and everything. Totally innocent."

The media described the letter as a "bombshell" that sealed Comey's defense against the charges. "There's nothing more concrete than former U.S. intelligence officials," said one reporter. "The intelligence community has never shown itself to be anything less than completely forthright, principled, and altruistic. The people who signed this letter would never lie. About anything. And Mr. Comey would never falsify anything to provide cover for himself. We've never seen any evidence of that. Ever."

At publishing time, Comey had helpfully offered to personally lead the investigation into whether or not he committed any crimes.

(Excerpt) Read more at x.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

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1 posted on 10/08/2025 11:43:43 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I just knew that was a headline from the Bee! LOL


2 posted on 10/08/2025 11:45:59 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: Night Hides Not

The Bee got me. Does that mean I’m gullible? Because I totally expected Comey to pull this.


3 posted on 10/08/2025 11:49:05 AM PDT by Salvavida
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Didn’t We the People see Mr. Comey in full display in 2016 tell us that basically although Hillary Clinton was guilty of destroying evidence (”scrubbing” the hard disc on her computer), he would not prosecute her?

We’re all witnesses to that.

Isn’t that a problem?


4 posted on 10/08/2025 11:51:31 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: Salvavida

The exact number of 51 is the giveaway. The number would be somewhat different at least given the elapse of time. :)


5 posted on 10/08/2025 11:51:42 AM PDT by xp38
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Stung by the Bee, but these days the Bee is just ahead of the actual event.

I’ll keep the post for future reference.


6 posted on 10/08/2025 11:53:14 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“.....a letter signed by 51 former intelligence officials testifying to the fact that he’s totally innocent......”

If this weren’t a Babylon Bee article, I would say that the DOJ just got lucky and can add an additional 51 former intelligence officials to the prosecution list of perjurers.

Yes, you have to love the Babylon Bee.


7 posted on 10/08/2025 11:53:59 AM PDT by Robert357
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To: Robert357

Best laugh of the day, reading that headline.


8 posted on 10/08/2025 11:56:39 AM PDT by pops88 ( Helping usher the glory of God into Las Vegas)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I knew it had to be the Bee! 😆

But wouldn’t it be funny if it were true? He would totally do that - LOL!


9 posted on 10/08/2025 11:58:52 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The Bee is Hot today!


10 posted on 10/08/2025 12:00:00 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Salvavida

The Bee gets me from time to time. The 51 was a sure tell for those of us who remember that letter paid for by Biden.


11 posted on 10/08/2025 12:02:06 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Same people who signed the Russia letter plus his mother?


12 posted on 10/08/2025 12:04:29 PM PDT by Midwesterner53
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

this HAS to be satire

😂😂😂


13 posted on 10/08/2025 12:06:33 PM PDT by thesligoduffyflynns (DONT DRINK & DRONE 🤓 HAVE A NICE DAY 😀 GATORS WITH LAZERS)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

They got me for at least 10 seconds!


14 posted on 10/08/2025 12:10:11 PM PDT by marktwain
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

You lie and I’ll swear to it.


15 posted on 10/08/2025 12:11:38 PM PDT by Pocketdoor
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
"The party's over. I'm going to clean up Washington."
Donald Trump

President-elect of the United States
2016

16 posted on 10/08/2025 12:13:10 PM PDT by Savage Beast ("Break free from the temptations and shackles of this world." Erika Kirk, September 21, 2025)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

James comey is the most supercilious and arrogant person I have ever seen on TV.


17 posted on 10/08/2025 12:16:45 PM PDT by arthurus (l| covfeve |l )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

At first glance, I thought this was real.


18 posted on 10/08/2025 12:17:56 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: Jim W N

Wriiters at the Bee have complained that is it is getting progressively harder to write satire because the time lapse between biting satire and its re-enactment in real life is getting down to days.


19 posted on 10/08/2025 12:19:34 PM PDT by arthurus (l| covfeve |l )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

It’s going to be very intesting to see what prosecutors do with the case now that Daniel Richman is no longer a reliable witness.


20 posted on 10/08/2025 12:19:57 PM PDT by Kleon
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