Posted on 08/19/2025 8:36:46 AM PDT by dayglored
FRISCO, TX — After witnessing the debut of the Minnesota Vikings' new male cheerleaders, the Dallas Cowboys expressed relief that they would no longer be known as the gayest team in the National Football League.
Long regarded as by far the most super-gay NFL franchise, Cowboys executives privately admitted that they were glad to have that crown taken from them by the now vastly more gay Minnesota Vikings.
"We now look entirely heterosexual by comparison," said Cowboys owner, president, and general manager Jerry Jones. "I've been trying for years to find a way to get rid of the ‘gayest NFL team' moniker, but thanks to these new dancing dandies the Vikings introduced, we can finally seem at least a tiny bit more masculine to football fans. Honestly, we need all the help we can get in that area."
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said that the league was proud to have a new gayest team. "It's a time-honored tradition," Goodell told reporters. "Though the Cowboys have proudly carried the rainbow banner for a long time, it's exciting to see a new team step up and take the title of gayest team in the league. We'll have to see how long the Vikings can reign at the top of the gay mountain. It'll definitely last at least as long as they have those nancy boys dancing around on the sidelines. I'm referring to the cheerleaders, not the players."
At publishing time, the NFL confirmed that the Las Vegas Raiders would enter the 2025 season as football's most special needs team for the 66th straight year.
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Like Spicoli said, “Those guys are faygs.”
Ping! Thought you might be interested in this Bee story. 🤣
I always thought the gayest team was the 49ers.
I didn’t understand what the problem was with male cheerleaders until I saw the pictures.
Best line of the piece.
I never understood the uproar in Minnesocold. The two guys are apparently guys, not tranny, and most or many colleges have male cheer leaders.
Of course, it’s Minnesota, so maybe they are trans ? In which locker room do they dress ? Inquiring minds want to know.
Male cheerleaders are not hard to find when they hear the sport that they will be cheering for has tight ends.
The Republican wing of the uniparty had two noted senators who were on the same cheerleading squad which were Trent Lott and Thad Cochran.
Not sure if they were attracted by the tight ends.
But I know that Trent Lott worked closely with “toe-tapping” Senator Larry Craig.
“In October 2006, Lott and Craig said they were putting the quartet back together after a six-year hiatus. They said they had found two solid prospects in Senators Bob Bennett and John Thune.”
Thousands of dead real Viking warriors are spinning in their graves..................
Vomit alert.
No, most college don’t have pom pom waving male cheerleaders. These homos are very deliberately usurping the traditional female role here. Intent matters.
Nope, still the Cowgirls.
Precisely. Male "cheerleaders" have been around forever, doing things like tossing the female cheerleaders into the air, doing masculine moves that require male strength and stability.
This is different. These new male cheerleaders are doing moves that traditionally have been for the females, like waving pom-poms and shaking their butts.
Destruction of tradition, destruction of cultural norms -- that's the name of this game.
Never saw them wearing skirts before, though. That's a step too far.
Right. See my comment #14 above.
Maybe now that there’s a fag on the cheerleading squad, the networks will start showing them during games like they used to.
Now there will be a race by all NFL teams to out-gay eachother. After all, must be 50% of the season ticket owners who’d like this. Uhh, you know perfectly well why.
They are guys dressing in girls’ uniforms. They want to be considered girls. Taking a spot from an actual girl. So gross.
GO BIRDS!
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