Pakistan is the type of place where I really can’t imagine living.
It just wanted to play.
You just have to stop lion about it.
That registration fee is a bargain. I may apply. My retriever, Rhett, may not be as enthusiastic
Never buy second-hand lions.....................
Couldn’t be a lion from Detroit. They never make a kill.
Events like this happen in America too.
Just one month ago, a Zebra named Ed escaped from his owner in Tennessee, and was on the run for at least eight days.
A helicopter was used to drop a net over Ed, scoop him up and airlift him to safety.
Reminds me of the people who get a baby chimpanzee as a “pet.”
“It’s so cuuuuute”
If you feed the chimpanzee, it becomes much larger. Large enough and strong enough to do.......well.......what a chimpanzee does.
What was the name of that Tiger Act in Las Vegas? The trainers and 500 pound tigers lived together on the large estate. There were huge beds where the trainers and tigers slept together. One day, one of the tigers decided to......behave like a tiger. It sunk its teeth into the neck of one of the trainers.
The first sign something was up was when the owners were walking up and down the street singing a Bruce Cockburn song.
"Never own a pet where if you forget to feed it, it will eat you."
I once told a leopard trainer at a circus that I had heard that leopards are being adopted as pets. He said that he has been training leopards for years and could not imagine having one as a pet. A lion must be worse.
“Here, Kitty-Kitty?” Yeah. No. *SMIRK*
(deep voice) BORN FRRREEEEEE....