What's the plural of Alcatraz? I don't know but I hope we find out. With the passage of President Trump's Big Beautiful Bill a LOT more money is now available for immigration enforcement. This means we will need many more facilities like Florida's Alligator Alcatraz.

There are many places in America where the flora, fauna and weather can greatly assist guards to keep illegal aliens from escaping. The following are some examples. I know freepers will feel free to expand on this list:

Selway-Bitterroot Alcatraz - Idaho/Montana. The grizzly bears, wolves and wolverines are always looking for a greet and Meat.

Bob Marshall Wilderness Alcatraz - Montana. More bears, wolves and wolverines looking for tasty treats.

Mohave Green Alcatraz - southeast of Tonopah Nevada. Home to the Mohave Green Rattlesnake. It is the most aggressive and venomous rattlesnake there is. It is always looking to bite something. Also rumored that space aliens live there. Any escapee may find himself deported to another galaxy.

Black Fly Alcatraz - Northern Minnesota. Large ravenous black flies accost and torture anyone whio ventures outside. Also has wolves and insanely cold winters.

Bayou/Cajun Alcatraz - Louisana/Texas Gulf Coast. If the gators and snakes don't get you the Cajuns surely will.

Best "Alcatraz" Candidates by U.S. State

Alabama: Tensaw River Delta – Alligator swamps, thick wetlands.
Alaska: Aleutian Islands – Remote, freezing ocean, volcanic terrain.
Arizona: Grand Canyon – Sheer cliffs, desert heat, rattlesnakes.
Arkansas: Ouachita Mountains – Rugged terrain, dense forests, bears.
California: Death Valley – Blazing heat, extreme aridity.
Colorado: San Juan Mountains – Avalanche danger, rugged alpine wilderness.
Connecticut: Thimble Islands – Rocky islets surrounded by chilly Long Island Sound waters.
Delaware: Bombay Hook Marshes – Thick tidal marshes, biting insects.
Florida: Everglades – Gators, snakes, swamps.
Georgia: Okefenokee Swamp – Gators, venomous snakes, thick bogs.
Hawaii: Molokini Crater – Shark-infested waters, sharp lava rock.
Idaho: Hell’s Canyon – Deep gorges, whitewater rapids.
Illinois: Cypress Swamps (Shawnee National Forest) – Muddy wetlands, insects.
Indiana: Dunes National Park – Shifting sands, cold lake waters.
Iowa: Upper Mississippi River Islands – Surrounded by swift river currents.
Kansas: Gypsum Hills Badlands – Isolated mesas, rattlesnakes.
Kentucky: Mammoth Cave – Endless caves, pitch-dark tunnels.
Louisiana: Atchafalaya Basin – Alligators, deep swamp waters.
Maine: Moosehead Lake islands – Cold waters, dense northern forests.
Maryland: Blackwater National Wildlife Refuge – Tidal marshes, mosquitoes.
Massachusetts: Boston Harbor Islands – Cold harbor waters, rocky shores.
Michigan: Isle Royale – Surrounded by icy Lake Superior, wolves and moose.
Minnesota: Boundary Waters Canoe Area – Labyrinthine lakes, biting flies.
Mississippi: Delta Swamps – Thick, muddy waters, snakes.
Missouri: Ozark Caverns – Maze-like caves, underground rivers.
Montana: Glacier National Park backcountry – Grizzlies, snow, rugged peaks.
Nebraska: Sandhills – Vast, trackless dunes and grassland.
Nevada: Black Rock Desert – Blazing sun, endless salt flats.
New Hampshire: Mount Washington – Deadly winds, freezing storms.
New Jersey: Pine Barrens – Swamps, sandy wilderness, cryptid lore.
New Mexico: White Sands – Blinding gypsum dunes, extreme heat.
New York: Adirondack High Peaks – Dense forest, steep terrain.
North Carolina: Great Dismal Swamp – Thick marsh, snakes, insects.
North Dakota: Badlands – Rugged canyons, rattlesnakes.
Ohio: Lake Erie Islands – Isolated, cold lake waters.
Oklahoma: Wichita Mountains – Rocky outcrops, bison, rattlesnakes.
Oregon: Crater Lake – Sheer cliffs, freezing water.
Pennsylvania: Pine Creek Gorge – Deep canyons, remote woods.
Rhode Island: Block Island – Surrounded by rough ocean waters.
South Carolina: ACE Basin – Marshland, gators, saltwater channels.
South Dakota: Badlands – Sharp rock spires, rattlesnakes.
Tennessee: Smoky Mountains – Rugged hills, bears, thick forests.
Texas: Big Bend’s Chihuahuan Desert – Extreme heat, rough terrain.
Utah: Bonneville Salt Flats – Vast, exposed, blinding sun.
Vermont: Green Mountain backcountry – Steep slopes, dense forest.
Virginia: Great Dismal Swamp – As above (shared with NC).
Washington: Olympic Peninsula rainforests – Dense, dripping forests, rough coast.
West Virginia: New River Gorge – Steep cliffs, whitewater rivers.
Wisconsin: Apostle Islands – Isolated, icy Lake Superior waters.
Wyoming: Yellowstone backcountry – Bears, wolves, geothermal hazards.

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