Posted on 05/05/2025 8:54:09 AM PDT by dayglored
CHAPEL HILL, NC — Sources close to Jordon Hudson confirmed today that the 24-year-old has officially dumped Bill Belichick for Lou Holtz.
Rumors had surfaced over the past few weeks that Hudson's relationship with 73-year-old Belichick was on the rocks. Days later, Hudson was spotted with 88-year-old Lou Holtz.
"I needed someone more mature," explained Hudson, as details of the split became public. "Bill still had a lot of growing up to do. I'm ready for someone who is ready to settle down and who knows that they want out of life. Lou knows what he wants. It's a motorized scooter and applesauce."
At publishing time, Hudson had reportedly left Holtz for the corpse of John Madden.
Good for Lou, I thought he was no longer with us.
Lou is a widower (his wife Beth died in 2020) so he’s available.
Priorities.
Three bulls at the edge of the pasture talking about the future.
Bull One: I’m going to Mexico to gore idiots in front of thousands.
Bull Two: I’m going to the rodeos to throw off and trample cowboys. What about you?
Bull Three: You boys go on. I’m going to stay here on the farm for heifer and heifer.
In a professional circle in which I once travelled we had a cautionary rule we used to repeat on occasion. “Never tell anyone your troubles. 75% of those you tell won’t care at all, and the remaining 25% will think it’s funny!”
That is iconic.
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