Posted on 03/14/2025 11:52:16 AM PDT by servo1969
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.
"There's nothing we can do," said legal experts. "He's a federal judge."
Sources confirmed that Judge Mortimer Dithers of the Northern District of California granted himself all the powers of the executive branch in an emergency move to stop Trump. "Last night, the Constitution appeared to me in a dream and told me to do this," said Judge Dithers. "You can't argue with that. Also, my word is on this is law because I'm a federal judge."
President Judge Dithers has already issued several executive actions, including orders for Tesla to stop making cars, Elon Musk to punch himself in the face, and Trump to not move his head next time someone shoots at him. "This is the bidding of your new leader," said Judge Dithers. "So let it be done, by the order of your new Federal Judge President."
Trump later responded to the ruling on Truth Social by accusing the judge of "looking like a potato."
At publishing time, Judge Dithers had been unseated as President by a higher court judge who declared himself President instead.
Don’t give these judges any ideas! LOL
OMG! That is too funny!
Again, I’m wondering if these TROs from low level regional judges who are saying they apply nationally and permanently, are the issuing of these a recent phenomenon or has it been this way since the 1790s? I don’t recall seeing news of them like today when I was a kid 50 Years ago. How is it that these orders have not been litigated at the highest levels? Are the Supremes ducking their responsibility? Or is our system fatally flawed and only works when everyone behaves honorably?
Previously posted but worth repeating.
I searched but nothing came up.
They already are. They are constantly over rulling the president.
“Judge Mortimer Dithers”
I know it's The Bee, but... it's not too farfetched either.
I think it’s becoming more prevalent that one side or the other simply will not accept anything they don’t like. More often than not, it’s the left refusing to accept anything other than what they want, everything they want, and absolutely nothing they don’t want. And they won’t give up until they’ve tried everything they can. Imagine if Moses had to go back to Jethro and say “I tried your suggestion but no one respects the judge’s decisions. They all want me to decide in their favor.”
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